[Mswahili]

>"Hey Cheki Mi si mzaaee. bado kijana na narc ka upuzi. nacheki unajicall mswa." ok.......sasa nikufanyeje? Mbona yakuwasha ****** nikiji"call" Mswa??? Shida yako iwapi? Shemeji huna lako jambo.

>" manzee pia kizungu unichapa ukuta. " Pole mwenzangu kama hushiki buki na nisemalo na kizungu. Ningejua "sheng" or whatever invention of a language u speak ningekusaidia.


>"sijui tuchukulie kiswa ama unalipi la kutoa juu ya maaoni hayo ?>pole joo story za bafo . Say what? "Para Espanol marque numero tres veces. Servicio Al Cliente: 1-800-WE TRANSLATE"........ What the FWUCK did you just say here shemeji? Sikuelewa mimi.
>ulini kam na stra ingine nikatoa defence >mechanism ! pole joo." .....ok? ...... .

Kamusi should be like a bible to you at this point. Sikupandisha chochote hapa naona magazabu tupu mimi. Lugha yako kinaa kweli.

" waiting to hear from you cheerz"
Cheerz??? those were coolness terms used by akina my old man in the 70's
ayeya uzee umekolea.