Signs you are getting older...

[sdolphin]

An ideal night out means a three course meal over a good bottle of wine in good company where you discuss important issues like real estate and how kids nowadays have no respect instead of going on a 3day binge.

[Luoliability]

I'm listing mine. By the way, I'm older today than I was yesterday.

[YB*]

I find myself doing the stuff I did when starting out.

Am either out having a pint or am out dancing (with a pint or 2), but not both.
Contrary to popular belief, the best, free entry disco that's hustle free and has mature peeps - try Safari Park if you have the means, you will not regret it. It will be your cheapest nite out by the way, excluding taxi fare of course.

I get into a supermarket to get water and that's all I come out with.

Am the youngest at my pub of choice , it has no music whatsoever, and we 'solve' world problems after a few pints And I love it.

[grip_daddy]

When I'm not amused by such threads.

[Mkiawakati]

...these the thing with these thread you guys have accepted that when a number increases in your age you become old it doesn't have to be that way!!!

...they are many ways to fight growing old and one of the is stop depressing about your age...go to the gym it helps because the more you exercise the more rejuvenated muscles are created...eat less than you used to eat during your 25yrs(its the pick point) and take alcohol in moderation...

...mkia is also an uncle of grown up nieces but you are only old if you choose to be!!!!

[Type R]

Originally Posted by Mkiawakati

...they are many ways to fight growing old and one of the is stop depressing about your age...go to the gym it helps because the more you exercise the more rejuvenated muscles are created...eat less than you used to eat during your 25yrs(its the pick point) and take alcohol in moderation...

...when you do things to stay/re-become young, as in the above.

...when women your age begin to appear hornier than you, after years of you being the harasser. (That's a true giveaway).

[fry]

Originally Posted by KILL PROPAGANDA

15. The scariest one: When your father actually seeks your advice on something or you mom won't get into any new business venture before consulting you. Man, this just gives me stress.

Growing up, I got used to my girlfriends' parents chasing me from their daughters. One even belted me, forcing me to flee through the back door and over the fence into the neighbour's house.

Today, parents freely introduce me to their teen-aged daughters and invite me for drinks at their homes. My mother-in-law complains if I don't spend a weekend at the rural home during christmas. When she comes to Nai...she sleeps over at our house and INSISTS on cooking the meals. Since wifey's still in colle, mother-in-law prepares my breakfast before I leave for work and makes me sit until I've cleared my plate.

My big bro (who used to thump me silly as a kid) now asks 'for a bit of time' so we could spend Sunday afte together. There, I'm served in proper cutlery, utensils and even brandy balloons. Kumbuka the days of plastic 'destroyers'? Then I only ate after 'all the important people' were served. Today, my hands are even washed by sis-in-law. No more, "si you now where the sink is?"

[grip_daddy]

Originally Posted by Type R

...when you do things to stay/re-become young, as in the above.

Agreed. When "age is just a number" tends to make more sense than before.

[grip_daddy]

Originally Posted by fry

Growing up,

These days I always get the first impression that you didn't post anything. Blame it on the colour of the signature.

[Kukurukakakara]

A continuation...

(16) Your d1ck gets bigger - fatter anyway. It's like your nose and your ears - those grow as you age too.

(17) When some of your friends just drop dead and you say they are too young to have a heart attack... then you look at yourself and realize you've been keeping the same lifestyle as them.

(18) You know you are starting to get old when you pluck out a nose hair, and its gray. Yeah, and they're always the ones that always itch. Wait til you get gray pubes, then you've gone full circle. Though unavoidable, there is nothing good about getting older - maybe the only thing is less petty bullsh1t with friends and opposite sex.