[Mid9t]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Kindergarten Teacher: to get to the other side

Matiba Ken - Let the pple decide. no short cut....

S. Kivuitu - am not sure if the chicken crossed the road.The chicken keeper

has disappeared with form 16A. Dont ask me again. You can shoot me if you

want...

Martha Karua - this is a legal matter that must be taken to the High court

of the animal farm where the eagle is the judge. Thats the tradition

Orengo James - its vital we first establish if the chicken crossed alone or

was it accompanied with anyone,whom we've overlooked in our haste to observe

the chicken crossing

Mutula Kilonzo - it depends upon your frame of reference to see if indeed

the chicken crossed or the road moved beneath it. You shud read all

relevant chapters and not just conclude after reading only one chapter

Peter Nyong'o - it was looking for equity and social justice

Mutua Alfred - the chicken never crossed the road. This is a complete

fabrication. We dont even have chicken.

Loosy (Lucy) - Mimi kama Rais.... najua jibu

Kiraithe (Police spokesman) - The scene must have been video edited to show the chicken crossing the road yet it was standing

William Ruto - Haki yetu!!

Kalonzo Musyoka - it was expecting a miracle across the road

Mzee Moi - Kuku gitu kani? Siasa mbaya,maisha mbaya

RAILA AMOLO - had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road? Crossing the road is

a two- horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!! Besides no one can stop the River Nile .....

But if we cross the road as we did on 27th Dec,then we can invite the chicken back to the

original side of the road. Raila na mpira.......gooooooaaal

EMILIO MWAI - Kuku ilivuka palepale,ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo

la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine.......na hatuwezi kataa,tutakataa namna gani?

Hakunaaaa!!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku.......ni wapumbavu......mavi ya kuku!!!