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Default 08-13-2008, 01:41 PM

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Nani huyu..na amefanya nini?

Toboa his manners we learn....just dont say betray his identity/name
I just hope this mashadite has read this thread coz tabia zake ni identical.

A Typical Friday goes like this . . . .

Me. Hello
The Fool. Vipi Mzee!!
Me. Sawa. Namna gani?
The Fool. Njoo hapa. Niko na R***, M****, N**** na E** (ie some fine mamas). You're the only one missing.
Me. I'll pass by after I finish kazi.



At the Pub......

The Fool. VIPI GUY!! (extra Loud).
A round of handshakes, pleasantries etc
The Fool. Chief, Ebu I vybe you kidogo....
The Fool. (Whispering) Sasa. Mazae imagine I lost my bank card........


You know the rest...

Any shyt from you this w/end. Nitakusomea, halafu I'll dedicate a thread to your ujinga.
 


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Default 08-13-2008, 03:14 PM

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Nani huyu..na amefanya nini?

Toboa his manners we learn....just dont say betray his identity/name
That dude must have really gotten under your skin. As for relatives, they are the absolute worst in taking advantage of ones generosity.

Reminds me of this dude back in the day that always "never had any change to pay entrance or buy drinks". Dude would always remove his 1000 sh note or sometimes 2 of them. If we get to a joint that requires entrance to be paid the guy would be like Pay for me coz i dont wonna break this cash i have and i will rudishia you laters

This would happen every now and then. Worst was in pubs or local drinking dens where he would claim that he had a bad experience with the waiters of the est. before and they, waiters, always short changed him when he gave them his so called BIG NOTES.
Little did we know that this was a trick he played in and around a lot of his friends and indeed it did work to his advantage coz no one ever really sassed it out.

One time my friend and i had enough of his games and put him on the spot. We reached a joint and told the dude to buy some drinks. Gave us the same old cock and bull story of these waiters this and these waiters that. We then proceeded to take his 2000 gave it to the waiter and made him aware that we are pretty well known in that establishment so change wouldnt be an issue.

Ya'll shud have seen his face Dudes face changed into all sorts of colours. We then went on chatting as if nothing much had happened while occassionaly eyeing him to see his ever changing demenour. He was in absolute shock. Told us he had to leave coz he was working early the next morning.

To add insult to injury, the guy as it turns out (we found this out much later) was running a very successful small company and was making like 200,000 a month. ( this was in 2001 )
 
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Default 08-14-2008, 02:34 AM

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I just hope this mashadite has read this thread coz tabia zake ni identical.

A Typical Friday goes like this . . . .

Me. Hello
The Fool. Vipi Mzee!!
Me. Sawa. Namna gani?
The Fool. Njoo hapa. Niko na R***, M****, N**** na E** (ie some fine mamas). You're the only one missing.
Me. I'll pass by after I finish kazi.



At the Pub......

The Fool. VIPI GUY!! (extra Loud).
A round of handshakes, pleasantries etc
The Fool. Chief, Ebu I vybe you kidogo....
The Fool. (Whispering) Sasa. Mazae imagine I lost my bank card........


You know the rest...

Any shyt from you this w/end. Nitakusomea, halafu I'll dedicate a thread to your ujinga.
Hehehehe msee..u cracked me up.

Its always funny that these fellas have one thing in common - they are usually the loudest and want to hog all the attention!

In fact, the chicas can think, and sometimes do think, that the jamaa is paying for the drinks cos they order for the drinks.

I have a buddy who would visit my house and stay the whole weekend so that he can eat! He would pretend he is visiting, say how full he is lakini after one hour jamaa is in kitchen scouring for stuff. One friday we went out drinking (the day of the ATM saga) and after all that he wanted to come to my house ati cos he does not want to cook food at his house and he is sure my wife has cooked food.

I told him wife did not cook that day - which was true as she had arrived home late and she had asked me to eat in town. But even if she had cooked i would have refused cos i know he would not have left until monday morning (from friday night!) so that he can eat. He is my buddy lakini if he is hungry, a jamaa just says lend me some money...not come to doea in my house..and weekend is when i catch up with wifey...
 
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