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Default 08-10-2008, 08:44 PM

Ladies,if you are dishing it out to different guys and only 30% of them are satisfying you,probably you should check yourself,if you are loose,your puccii may be loose too.Surely how can a slut complain of not being satisfied?
 


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Default 08-10-2008, 11:13 PM

moveon jus hushhhhhh it.., empty debes make the loudest noise.....,
i will say am still glad that barb is here to represent me wen am away,..,
gal .., we think aliiike!!! we need to donate our brains for some
experimentation!! i was telin u the atha day that most mashada dudes
are r bunch of losers building virtual worlds...,
pudesh this.,pudesh that...,
i double second that u men need to suprise women and stop braging ur
incompitences...,the best are the ones who jus shhhusshh
and let the actions do the work..., nyinyi ...,
empty empty empty debes!!!!!1
 


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Default 08-11-2008, 01:39 AM

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@barb,
This is a problem largely created by chics, and then they turn around and start complaining and blaming guys.

Think about it, if chics didn't make it so hard for a guy to access their "goodies", I'm sure more men would be better lovers. A single guy who probably gets puci only 3 or 4 times a year can never be compared with a married man who "practices" with his wife almost every night. Common sense will tell you who will be better in bed.

So if you want the percentage of men who are good in bed to go up, give it up some more ... and you'll surely be rewarded!

Oh yes! Oh yes! Now that is one guy (you are a guy right?) that i am agreeing with totally. Where are they expecting us to be practicing at?? And then with the AIDS Scourge taking away pipz like that, the playing becomes even more deserted.
 


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Default 08-11-2008, 01:41 AM

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You can write all the books in the world about sex and i wont buy.

I am yet to meet two women who have the same passions and desires in the bedroom.. So barb, take time and teach your man what you like, and learn what he likes.. and with that i believe good sex comes from a man who listens and cares enough to do what pleases her woman.
Women expect men to have telepathy in all matters. This is very unfortunate, and is the cause of all such problems. If a man must listen, then the woman must speak.
 


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@barb,
This is a problem largely created by chics, and then they turn around and start complaining and blaming guys.

Think about it, if chics didn't make it so hard for a guy to access their "goodies", I'm sure more men would be better lovers. A single guy who probably gets puci only 3 or 4 times a year can never be compared with a married man who "practices" with his wife almost every night. Common sense will tell you who will be better in bed.

So if you want the percentage of men who are good in bed to go up, give it up some more ... and you'll surely be rewarded!
kamata tusker mbili bro..
 
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Default Lmaooo.. - 08-11-2008, 01:53 AM

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Ladies,if you are dishing it out to different guys and only 30% of them are satisfying you,probably you should check yourself,if you are loose,your puccii may be loose too.Surely how can a slut complain of not being satisfied?
u got em..there man.. a slut complain of not being satisfied..looool..u made my morning
 
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Default 08-11-2008, 02:34 AM

If you wanna see an empty debe,just look between your legs!
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moveon jus hushhhhhh it.., empty debes make the loudest noise.....,
i will say am still glad that barb is here to represent me wen am away,..,
gal .., we think aliiike!!! we need to donate our brains for some
experimentation!! i was telin u the atha day that most mashada dudes
are r bunch of losers building virtual worlds...,
pudesh this.,pudesh that...,
i double second that u men need to suprise women and stop braging ur
incompitences...,the best are the ones who jus shhhusshh
and let the actions do the work..., nyinyi ...,
empty empty empty debes!!!!!1
 


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Default 08-11-2008, 03:01 AM

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And what % of women can satisfy a man?
The day men and women realize that it takes 2 to tango,everybody will be happy.Don't expect to be satisfied if you do nothing in bed and start complaining that men are whack.You just lie there like a sack of potatoes.
If you don't have game (man or woman),no one in this world can satisfy you.
co-sign X2. To this I add spreading your legs open does not = having good sex.Rock your hips, bounce your ass...Do something productive. On second thought, football season is here. Never mind!

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If you wanna see an empty debe,just look between your legs!
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Default barb has a point...lakini i doubt it - 08-11-2008, 03:44 AM

Barb could have a point, and i think the percentage of men who fail to satisfy their women could even be higher than 30, just that there are many women who are too selfish pia.

Its not just about a woman lying down and parting her legs and expecting bombs to start bursting in her wettness, no...she is an equal partner in the game. She should get down to it, advice him....and guide him to all her good spots, urge him on encourage him, sing for him, hold his bum more tighter, grovel i mean do something too.

But still, i agree and sympathise with most women, bacuse the commercialisation of s.e.x has affected the way people f.a.ack, and women seem to fit in many categories in the s.e.x game

consider the following;

making love---the most sensual exercise of coitus between peole who love each other and value each other. It begins in the morning when u wake up and look her into her eyes and wish her a nice day, hold her hand kwa njia, call her at lunch time, bring her a flower...and stuff, u just need to sleep into each others arms to cum, this is sensual and really fulfilling

f.a.c.k.ing[/b]- usually done to non-christian women, anyone with a wet **** who willingly allows a man to do it. Could be someone else's wife for all you care, you just enter your thing and wait to explode....you can make her enjoy it or not, depending on whether you need a rematch or not.

rape- done to someone who does not approve of your actions, forcefully or by coearcion... Sometimes, a love making exercise could trun into rape once she does not enjoy it as she expected, or at the sight of blood. Failing to pay a prostitute can be refered to this category.

quickies--stolen moments, mostly in the car, in the lift can also be done, but with someone who you are just acquaintances, office secretary or someone, does not last for 2 minutes or else it turns into a noisy orgy

incest--done with cousins and other relas, out of complete desperation

s.h.a.g.g.ing -to a prostitute, you only need to pay her what she asks, if not it turns into a rape or something, here only the man is expected to enjoy it since he is paying for it. Why do i buy some beer from you then you sit down expecting to enjoy it too , ushindwe

b.a.n.ging -same as above:d

the point, barb you women all service men in the above categories, where you never give the men a manual on which category you want to fall in, why blame the men when they treat you as a whore today, when the first time he found you hawking your wares in a pub or you seemed to lead him to believe this:d
 


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Default 08-11-2008, 06:51 AM

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If you wanna see an empty debe,just look between your legs!

HWARTT!!!! GAWDAMN! Dats ouch!
 


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