[salutes]

I just love the morning glory [it just leaves you feeling soooo fresh and ready to face the day], but things have not been working out lately with my chick. Now I live along jogoo road, and the traffic there is horrendous to say the least. So the best thing is to wake up very early and be in town by 6.45. So here goes my schedule:
5.00am- ALARM GOES ON ---Daamn, have to wake up to put it off, struggles to free myself from her tight grip, and puts the damn thing off!!!!, Turns to focus on her sweeeet nipples , licks them as I slide my hand down towards paradise , By now she is also up, good morning dear, let me run the bath for you,.........And plizz, don't start that , we will be late

I agree, shingo upande, she skips away to the kitchen, my baba kanush is at full mast, what do I do? I just need a quicky dear, I will be as quick as the name.......... But I know its really difficult getting her 'ready' I normally take at least 20 Minutes to have her pundesh completely tayari for the super ride.
5.30- Im being hearded to the shower, my hands are being restrained from going to all the right places, baba kanush will have to relax and await for something jioni, But this is so daaamn frustrating, the traffic jams are interfefing with kanush's feeding habits and i'm so daaamn angry!!!!
5.45-Rushing through breakfast, brushing my teeth, and going down the stairs for yet another day, baba kanush has by now given up, and seems destined to miss his breakfast, yet again.

How do you guys handle this? I mean, the morning glory is the best thing in the world guys, but the current Nairoberry lifestyle is just so unfair!!!!!!

[Jay-R]

Originally Posted by salutes

I just love the morning glory [it just leaves you feeling soooo fresh and ready to face the day], but things have not been working out lately with my chick. Now I live along jogoo road, and the traffic there is horrendous to say the least. So the best thing is to wake up very early and be in town by 6.45. So here goes my schedule:
5.00am- ALARM GOES ON ---Daamn, have to wake up to put it off, struggles to free myself from her tight grip, and puts the damn thing off!!!!, Turns to focus on her sweeeet nipples , licks them as I slide my hand down towards paradise , By now she is also up, good morning dear, let me run the bath for you,.........And plizz, don't start that , we will be late

I agree, shingo upande, she skips away to the kitchen, my baba kanush is at full mast, what do I do? I just need a quicky dear, I will be as quick as the name.......... But I know its really difficult getting her 'ready' I normally take at least 20 Minutes to have her pundesh completely tayari for the super ride.
5.30- Im being hearded to the shower, my hands are being restrained from going to all the right places, baba kanush will have to relax and await for something jioni, But this is so daaamn frustrating, the traffic jams are interfefing with kanush's feeding habits and i'm so daaamn angry!!!!
5.45-Rushing through breakfast, brushing my teeth, and going down the stairs for yet another day, baba kanush has by now given up, and seems destined to miss his breakfast, yet again.

How do you guys handle this? I mean, the morning glory is the best thing in the world guys, but the current Nairoberry lifestyle is just so unfair!!!!!!

would suggest u start doing keshas,that way morning glory (morning prayers) should find u on top of kuma....

[Fraglante]

Ignore me am just ranting.

I hate it when men refer to their ****s as “HE”. What the hell? Its not a separate entity its part of you. Ati “He missed breakfast!” What the hell??? Maybe even that’s why you are not getting any.

Its like something a possessed person would say. Coz maybe they are 2 in one or some crazy **** like that.

[nat89]

Originally Posted by Fraglante

Ignore me am just ranting.

I hate it when men refer to their ****s as “HE”. What the hell? Its not a separate entity its part of you. Ati “He missed breakfast!” What the hell??? Maybe even that’s why you are not getting any.

Its like something a possessed person would say. Coz maybe they are 2 in one or some crazy **** like that.

Frag, i tihnk "He"is better because it has a mind of its own.
You know when the guy sees some fly chick bending in a short skirt he wakes up without being asked to.
What i dont like is the "baba" thing haha.

A quick question before i give my solution:
Do you brush your teeth somewhere in between waking up and feeling like a quicky? Coz that is like so gross. . . probabl why she dont want a quicky.

My solution do it on sato and saturday OTHERWISE just wake up earlier than usual

[carolecarole]

You can have her BJ you on your way to jobo.(as you drive) i.e.if yu get your car windows tinted black.

[okiedokes]

Originally Posted by carolecarole

You can have her BJ you on your way to jobo.(as you drive) i.e.if yu get your car windows tinted black.

OMG Carole...can we say DUI?? Imagine getting arrested for errrmmm....preforming sexual acts! Aii..not a good idea!

[Ester]

Originally Posted by nat89

A quick question before i give my solution:
Do you brush your teeth somewhere in between waking up and feeling like a quicky? Coz that is like so gross. . . probabl why she dont want a quicky.

nat89, haiyaa that's exactly what popped up in my mind...!! lol
@salutes, if it's not dragon breath then perhaps she's not a morning person...

[stunner]

a) first if you woke up when your arlam went off at 5am then you would have those 30 mins that you are being 'hurried into the bafu' so amka speedy wacha kuwa mlazy.God dont like lazy people.

b) make sure by close to time to amka yall are spooning...her diabs to your front. when the alarm goes off 5am..you are up. 5.02 you are rubbing on 'paradise' by 5.10 shwaaaaaa fimbo inalala ndani. now your chic seems to be like a car with a bad started during a winter storm.....20 mins to warm up. dump her and switch chics.

c) the average woman(I have met) loves 'morning glory' more than any other mdinyo...its like it helps them function thru the day(tru story).again dump her and Switch chics.

d) skip breakfast....its overated. take an early lunch.

[mtoto mzuri]

Originally Posted by okiedokes

OMG Carole...can we say DUI?? Imagine getting arrested for errrmmm....preforming sexual acts! Aii..not a good idea!

i wounder under tha influence of wat... testosterone perhaps?

[mtoto mzuri]

Originally Posted by stunner

a) first if you woke up when your arlam went off at 5am then you would have those 30 mins that you are being 'hurried into the bafu' so amka speedy wacha kuwa mlazy.God dont like lazy people.

b) make sure by close to time to amka yall are spooning...her diabs to your front. when the alarm goes off 5am..you are up. 5.02 you are rubbing on 'paradise' by 5.10 shwaaaaaa fimbo inalala ndani. now your chic seems to be like a car with a bad started during a winter storm.....20 mins to warm up. dump her and switch chics.

c) the average woman(I have met) loves 'morning glory' more than any other mdinyo...its like it helps them function thru the day(tru story).again dump her and Switch chics.

d) skip breakfast....its overated. take an early lunch.

heh! stunner, inaonekana hauchezangi na madem hiyo sekta! akiringa aende kwao eh? lol