[Type R]

OK, the setting. Let's say, a splendid hotel in the middle of nowhere, some remote African/Asian country (Yamoussoukro? does it have a hotel?) so your privacy is guaranteed.

The guy's is not a Kenyan, so mambo ya kurudi nyumbani, gossip-gossip is 0% probability.

As you're munching your dinner, he's giving you the eye across the dining room. You're there on business or research paper, all alone in zees foreign country. He's not particularly good-looking, so it's not like you're turned on to him. Your romantic life is OK, so it's not like you're motivated by revenge upon some man in your life.

As you go for dessert, he accosts you, "Hi."

You're polite but ready to carefully handle a rebuff, "Hello" ... and you're already moving away.

"Excuse me, can I have a word."

Up close, he's older than he looked across the room, but well-groomed and good-mannered.

"Um, yah" - with all the A-T-T a Kenyan woman can muster...

"I was wondering. How much would it cost to spend the rest of the night with you?"

You're soon picking up your eyes from the roof and your tongue from the floor in order to answer his "question."

"What?!!!"

"Yes. 10 pm to 6 am, you're mine. I'll be civilized, oh well ... as civilized as I can get. Money is not the issue. What's your price, love?"

"Get outta..."

"I don't even need to know your name. I'm a foreigner, visiting just like you. We can go for tests, if that's your concern -- I'll pay, even for transport to the clinic. I just need to know your price for all of you, from 10 to 6. Pick any figure you want. Or do you want me to make an offer?"

OK, Mashaditesses, come clean, what would you ask for/accept???

$10,000?

$5000?

$50,000?

$1,000,000?

More?

Less?

The world will never know - your relatives? No! Your friends? No! Nobody!!!! Only mashadites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(If this thread's already been done, forgive me).

[YB*]

You should have phrased the query in 2nd party, you can actually bado kidogo views if you wish to, thats a direct hit. its will be a hot one.

And Yamassoukro has a few lodges, lakini si unajua military patrol is tite there

[Fraglante]

LMAO Type R.

Dont wonder what am doing am just subscribing to this very interesting thread,so it doesnt disappear into thin mashada air.I will certainly return.

[nat89]

IF i was to do it and its a big "IF"!!

I normally hate taking money form men.
Shows im weak and desperate for his stuff which usually i am not.
But the fact that i would never see the guy again and im offered to pick the cash .. i would have to pick 50 000 (Even though i would want the million i wuoldnt do that just to keep my dignity)
But iff i was not offered and given a blank cheque, i wouldnt bank it!

I would most likely give out that money i got.

[sensualicious]

Originally Posted by Type R

OK, the setting. Let's say, a splendid hotel in the middle of nowhere, some remote African/Asian country (Yamoussoukro? does it have a hotel?) so your privacy is guaranteed.

The guy's is not a Kenyan, so mambo ya kurudi nyumbani, gossip-gossip is 0% probability.

As you're munching your dinner, he's giving you the eye across the dining room. You're there on business or research paper, all alone in zees foreign country. He's not particularly good-looking, so it's not like you're turned on to him. Your romantic life is OK, so it's not like you're motivated by revenge upon some man in your life.

As you go for dessert, he accosts you, "Hi."

You're polite but ready to carefully handle a rebuff, "Hello" ... and you're already moving away.

"Excuse me, can I have a word."

Up close, he's older than he looked across the room, but well-groomed and good-mannered.

"Um, yah" - with all the A-T-T a Kenyan woman can muster...

"I was wondering. How much would it cost to spend the rest of the night with you?"

You're soon picking up your eyes from the roof and your tongue from the floor in order to answer his "question."

"What?!!!"

"Yes. 10 pm to 6 am, you're mine. I'll be civilized, oh well ... as civilized as I can get. Money is not the issue. What's your price, love?"

"Get outta..."

"I don't even need to know your name. I'm a foreigner, visiting just like you. We can go for tests, if that's your concern -- I'll pay, even for transport to the clinic. I just need to know your price for all of you, from 10 to 6. Pick any figure you want. Or do you want me to make an offer?"

OK, Mashaditesses, come clean, what would you ask for/accept???

$10,000?

$5000?

$50,000?

$1,000,000?

More?

Less?

The world will never know - your relatives? No! Your friends? No! Nobody!!!! Only mashadites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(If this thread's already been done, forgive me).

my kikuyu insticts tell me to take the money,shag him senseless and run,leta 1,000,000 kama unaweza leta more,the more the merrier!

[cinoman]

Hahaha. Thank you Type R for a hilarious thread. I've been to Yamoussoukro a couple of times and yes, they have a fantastic hotel (L'Hotel President). It's rumored to have one of those rotational summits like KICC (supposedly). To any Mashadite ladies, you can't pick a better view to be seduced near.

[sdolphin]

This is a no brainer.
The more the money the merrier i shall be. I wouldn't care who knew.
1M sounds just about right. I wouldn't have to stress about money again.

[Sanaa-]

Lol Type R nice thread, ( I have a feeling mamas will not be answering honestly if at all they will answer)

Technically speaking all women who are not virgins have slept with men for much lesser than this. (even for free)

Well , some guys (jungus) have made the exact offer to me in the past, which I found both flattering and insulting at once.

Today:

If a gentleman I didn't know made such an offer to me, I'd decline it smugly then I'd spend a week imagining what I would have done with all that money. (Thats what I did when I was in such a situation) Its amazing how hard it is to get rid of such thoughts.

My reasons for declining would be both spiritual and the fact that I would be in a relationship then. However I would not decline on a matter of principle, because suddenly in such a situation, principles take on a different meaning, and one starts to employ progressive economic principles.


Today, I'd agree if I had an urgent matter such as buying a new kidney for a family member, but nothing for personal gain. Before that I'd pray for forgiveness. I'd also give him the sex of his life and ask for his number.

under all those conditions that you mentioned, plus conditions of my own such as being 100% sure that the guy is healthy, and him signing a written agreement in the presense of my lawyer that he would never disclose or affiliate me with that sex encounter, and sex at my choice location etc. I'd agree to 1,000,000 (and more) plus other requests I'd make, (a night is a very long time to be with a stranger).

In other words, I'd only agree (with the above conditions) if a family member needed money to save their life in a health related issue and we have exhausted all possible sources of money. I would never do it for myself.

God forbid this ever happens.

[CertifiedDimePiece]

I can't be bought and i would be offended by him saying that. It's one of those lines that just aint right. Knowing myself, i would probably diss him, get my desert and continue with my dinner.

[Benzema]

This sounds as good as many of those dreams/ thoughts I find myself cracking from time to time... what if I won one million dollars. The truth is, chances of it happening is 0.00000000001%