You used to giggle? My goodness you must have had a really nice nurse. Ours!! When she’s done with you you’d feel like you got run over by a truck, got trapped in a mammoth stampede then got drugged over 300km of tarmac by 50 horses. It was that bad.
And I can bet she learnt that from her hubby…

Those men who are clueless about foreplay they knead your boobs and body like plastasin(sp), all the while thinking you’re having the time of your life. I used to feel thoroughly violated wondering why cant she just take my word for it? ‘am not pregnant I have never seen a **** darnit!

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