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Default Quickies?? - 03-30-2008, 09:35 AM

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kwani when you shag you do it with your clothes on? ile njaro ya unafungua zip na yeye anasogesha panty to the left to the left?
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kwani when you shag you do it with your clothes on? ile njaro ya unafungua zip na yeye anasogesha panty to the left to the left?
Dont let me down now. I have said many times that I have never layed a woman but once. That once we were in a total dark room ya ushago. We didnt even toa nguo only the underwears. So the only women I have seen naked are children, pictures and porn.

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Default Mould of a vagina - 03-30-2008, 09:37 AM

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yep, its ugly looking and although they say its clean, every time i smell one, i am left with the worst smell ever. i hate the way its shaped at the tip also. very ugly in general. the balls or testicles don't make it any better for me to like the male genital. the worst is the uncircumcised ones, very gross. very disgusting looking. I am just glad that when am getting it, i don't ever have to see it. its hidden in some deep dark moist hole .

now on the other hand, i know my clitoris is the most wonderful genital in the whole world . except for the vagina, thats ugly also. man, i alway take some time to pamper my clitoris, and appreciate its an earthly beauty.
Can you imagine someone inserting cast and making a mould of the vagina?Try to visualize it before concluding the penis is ugly.
 


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Default 03-30-2008, 09:43 AM

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shagged or not,it is still a golden piece.
mtake msitake....n yu will lick it if yu care about the owner.
still wat stands is..the pe nis is an ugly creature..
hahahaha wee wacha carolecarole. The penis makes women fight like its a gulf war..! Lol. Its difficult to find anyman fighting for a nyapu today. Hiyo kitu..! Haki mungu saidia. Afadhali hata nilizaliwa by Cs...hahahaha
 
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Default 03-30-2008, 10:41 AM

Nyinyi wasichna wacheni porojo.A dxck is a beautiful organ.I like mine when erect and bila tu nywele (clean shaved).Lakini its a bit ugly when hairy na imelala.(not erect).

The only beautiful pucci's are the ones on porn movies.Lakini in real life,those things are ugly.Kwanza ile imekuwa shagged,it looks like a bulldog that has drank yogurt or maziwa lala.

Note:You chics,please stop facking chokoras or dirty men.Ama make sure they shower before the game.Its so simple.Shower always before the game.Nyinyi wawili so that you stop complaining about smelly dxcks
 


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Default 03-30-2008, 11:37 PM

am challenging whoever is saying the **** is ugly,if a **** works on you ,you will scream loudest from the effect completely opposite of pain and hate
 
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Default 03-31-2008, 03:31 AM

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Lakini in real life,those things are ugly.Kwanza ile imekuwa shagged,it looks like a bulldog that has drank yogurt or maziwa lala.
........hehehehe.... my ribs hurt.
@grip~ most chics dont look good when naked.thats a fact


1. a dry pucci looks like a camels mouth.
2.a wet one looks just as fisi said,its like one day it'll just bite.maybe it gotta tooth!
 


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Default 03-31-2008, 06:19 AM

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1. a dry pucci looks like a camels mouth.
This is just groooooooooosssssssss
ati a camels mouth...

too gross a description

 


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Default 03-31-2008, 06:22 AM

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ile njaro ya unafungua zip na yeye anasogesha panty
Kwani the name of pantys has never evolved????

I mean, even when i was a kid it used to be called panty, ladies, plz tafuta a new sexier name for your undiez, not calling them "panties" thats like 20years+, same name,.

Its soo unsexy, ati panty?

Sounds like i am trying to eat cotton wool, its too dry a name, ongezeni mchuzi,
 


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Default but - 03-31-2008, 06:52 AM

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yep, its ugly looking and although they say its clean, every time i smell one, i am left with the worst smell ever. i hate the way its shaped at the tip also. very ugly in general. the balls or testicles don't make it any better for me to like the male genital. the worst is the uncircumcised ones, very gross. very disgusting looking. I am just glad that when am getting it, i don't ever have to see it. its hidden in some deep dark moist hole .

now on the other hand, i know my clitoris is the most wonderful genital in the whole world . except for the vagina, thats ugly also. man, i alway take some time to pamper my clitoris, and appreciate its an earthly beauty.
wewe wama ni wembe wala sio wenga.Its ugly but the girls love it,they exchange it ofr lolly pop.
 


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