I'm GLAD I'm Single!

[Misse]

So many people are scared to be single..some people even consider it being "alone", your not alone..you are with "you". This is a posting that celebrates the single life! - Anyone feel free to add!!

And this is why:

- I can have toast for supper and no one will look at me like I'm semi-anorexic!
- I can have a whole chicken for supper and no one will look at me like I should watch my weight!
- I can flirt with every tom-****-and friggin' harry, just for kicks.
- I can sleep around if I want, with no one to answer too (still chicken shayt to do this though)
- I can change into my pajamas first thing when I get in my house, and take off my make up and not worry about him thinking thats weird when he finds me there
- I can eat an entire tubb of Chapman's Ice cream while watching Bridgette Jones Diary and Fantasize about Mark Darcy practicing Human Rights Law in my bedroom. :P
- I can kula my ugali with nyama and cabbz, and not worry about having to make gravy for his mashed potatoes and pork chops.
- I can work my dildo to the bone, hump it, ride it, and yell as loud as I want till I come, and not worry about hurting anyones feelings and having to fake-****.
- I can get off birthcontrol!!
- I don't have to worry about him anymore
- I can STOP obsessing about previous arguments with him - ****ckkkk him dude wasn't worth a dime!
- I can stop shavin my legs daily
- I can pause and not go for my brazillian, no more pain till the next one comes along.
- I can look forward to my next GREAT boyfriend who will give me butterflies, thrills, chills, and endless orgasms!!!


ANYONE FEEL FREE TO ADD ON!
- I

[DeepStyck]

- I can stop shavin my legs daily

mhh mhh...off all dont get carried away here...shave those legs

[Kenyan Jamaa]

Did you just get dumped? Grab a beer move closer and tell me about it...... what happened?

[Misse]

Yeah...we split up...its quiet easy to explain what cutt...

1. Missee met jamaa and jamaa asked her out,
2. Missee's had major game,
3. Missee's met another dude who was funnier, cuter, and in the army
4. Misse's jamaa freaked out and pleaded "no contest" to this game called love
5. Misse was heart broken for about a month
6. Missee contemplated calling him back and begging for her love back.
7. Missee realized she's better off without a faker with a small ****, a gambling addiction, a workaholic, and an insecurity/ jealousy issue and FINALLY Missee decided to pleade "no contest" too!
8. Now Missee is HAPPY to be single sexy and free once again

[Kenyan Jamaa]

Ok good, at least you know how to move on...

[romok]

Wow so its not just at work, even after five. All the best, i hope u dont end up like a guy I know who hates HUMANITY. He started bu justifing anything everyone was wrong but him. Kukus start easy like that......food, icecream, drinks, toys.........then u r on the streets. TAKE IT EASY

[Sanaa-]

Hmm... No one could do single like I used to. A few years back when I was newly single, I lived like today was a celebration for singlehood. I loved the spontaneity of being single, being accountable to your self.. and the choices solely depended on just you alone.. I didn't have to make half choices and consider the other half for my bf.

I loved the dating esp. My dates were always so flamboyant..right from the first moment I'd meet the men right to the last moment underneath the sheets even though not all ended up underneath the sheets. The thing about me, If I was single and dating I'd do it with so much fervor.. and if I was single and not dating I'd put equal committment to it as well.

I remember fondly if not feverishly, nights spent out or those little dating escapades that left me breathless with glee the "morning after" Like this hot guy (I met in a trendy joint uptown) he'd just turned 38 and had the sexiest lines on the corners of his eyes when he smiled (some would call them wrinkles.. but ahh blah!) He walked up to me after an hour of exchanging whose going to approach who glances..across the counter and he asked if he could buy me a drink and I told him i'd let him do more than just buy me a drink if he named 8 Asian cities from the top of his head.. and to my suprise he named 9 for good measure with no hesitation!

Or how I'd spend a night at a dates place and sneak away in the morning because I had this little rule.. dawn had to find me in my bed at whatever cost I'd write on his bathroom mirror using lipstick "shall we do this again sometime?" Or how I'd lose my underwear in his bed and not want to wake him looking for it, and I'd write a little note on a paper napkin telling him I left him a little "keep sake" with a wry smiley at bottom.

Or how I'd enjoy a "package weekend" of fine dinning in a place I'd never go alone.. and drink & dance the night away.. and sneak away right before dawn with my heels in my hands..my feet too sore and I'd take the scenic walk home enjoying the feel of the warm summer sun soaked cobblestone roads on my bare feet..

I'm long past that phase, and alot of my single days after making that conscious decision to abstain from and stay away from men (until now) were spent pampering myself on weekends, shopping for antiques in little streets I never knew existed or simply scrubbing my apartment silly. Nowdays I get an orgasm just reading a good book or just indulging in some craft ..its amazing how much time you reclaim once you are single.. I could never have imagined that its possible to go on a date, catch 2 drinks with a friend and tutor a student all in the same evening.

I'd say enjoy your single days to the max, but be responsible of course and as for that man whose no longer in your life.. the good Bishop once told us that "God never meant to use anything that left" His part in your story is over.

Sometimes i would wonder if being in a committed relationship deflected all the fun , because my my my! when a girl was newly single and had very thin perimeters ..she literally spends her days beating off the men with a bat because they come in drones!

Being in a relationship has its great side but being single has its unequalled thrills.. a rule of the thumb for me is to apply as much fervor either way with or without someone but make sure you don't get addicted to the highs of being single.

[Diambo]

Originally Posted by Sanaa-

if he named 8 Asian cities from the top of his head..

Aii Sanaa, you caught me flat-footed with that one! Kama ingalikua mimi, nisingalipata kupapasapapasa hayo mapaja....yawa!

[key-pusa]

Originally Posted by Misse

So many people are scared to be single..some people even consider it being "alone", your not alone..you are with "you". This is a posting that celebrates the single life! - Anyone feel free to add!!

And this is why:

- I can have toast for supper and no one will look at me like I'm semi-anorexic!
- I can have a whole chicken for supper and no one will look at me like I should watch my weight!
- I can flirt with every tom-****-and friggin' harry, just for kicks.
- I can sleep around if I want, with no one to answer too (still chicken shayt to do this though)
- I can change into my pajamas first thing when I get in my house, and take off my make up and not worry about him thinking thats weird when he finds me there
- I can eat an entire tubb of Chapman's Ice cream while watching Bridgette Jones Diary and Fantasize about Mark Darcy practicing Human Rights Law in my bedroom. :P
- I can kula my ugali with nyama and cabbz, and not worry about having to make gravy for his mashed potatoes and pork chops.
- I can work my dildo to the bone, hump it, ride it, and yell as loud as I want till I come, and not worry about hurting anyones feelings and having to fake-****.
- I can get off birthcontrol!!
- I don't have to worry about him anymore
- I can STOP obsessing about previous arguments with him - ****ckkkk him dude wasn't worth a dime!
- I can stop shavin my legs daily
- I can pause and not go for my brazillian, no more pain till the next one comes along.
- I can look forward to my next GREAT boyfriend who will give me butterflies, thrills, chills, and endless orgasms!!!


ANYONE FEEL FREE TO ADD ON!
- I

It's great to be single, and there are days I long for those days, especially the eating a whole thing of ice-cream while watching a movie and going on different dates every week. I met some of the funniest, craziest, out of this world men on these dates and it sure gave me a chance to be able to recognize a good man when I met him. So you go gal! Have fun and enjoy being single. No man is worth more than a week of mourning when the relationship is over.

[Sanaa-]

Originally Posted by Diambo

Aii Sanaa, you caught me flat-footed with that one! Kama ingalikua mimi, nisingalipata kupapasapapasa hayo mapaja....yawa!

Lol ! I know Diambo... I never made a pick up so easy.. I also have my own "get picked up " lines.. I wonder how many men would get that one correct.