I'm GLAD I'm Single!

[Diambo]

Originally Posted by Sanaa-

Lol ! I know Diambo... I never made a pick up so easy.. I also have my own "get picked up " lines.. I wonder how many men would get that one correct.

Hi'
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[african hotty]

Hurray,,,,,Girlfriend it is your life/it is your choice.If you feel comfortable single by all means go ahead,enjoy every moment of it.

Would these men give the woman a break !!!!!!!!!!

[Sanaa-]

Originally Posted by Diambo

Hi'
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Lol Diambo you disappoint me.. I expect better from you.

[Diambo]

Originally Posted by Sanaa-

Lol Diambo you disappoint me.. I expect better from you.

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

[Sanaa-]

Originally Posted by Diambo

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

Lol! Hapana...thats almost too painful to imagine.

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

Originally Posted by Misse

So many people are scared to be single..some people even consider it being "alone", your not alone..you are with "you". This is a posting that celebrates the single life! - Anyone feel free to add!!

And this is why:

- I can have toast for supper and no one will look at me like I'm semi-anorexic!
- I can have a whole chicken for supper and no one will look at me like I should watch my weight!
- I can flirt with every tom-****-and friggin' harry, just for kicks.
- I can sleep around if I want, with no one to answer too (still chicken shayt to do this though)
- I can change into my pajamas first thing when I get in my house, and take off my make up and not worry about him thinking thats weird when he finds me there
- I can eat an entire tubb of Chapman's Ice cream while watching Bridgette Jones Diary and Fantasize about Mark Darcy practicing Human Rights Law in my bedroom. :P
- I can kula my ugali with nyama and cabbz, and not worry about having to make gravy for his mashed potatoes and pork chops.
- I can work my dildo to the bone, hump it, ride it, and yell as loud as I want till I come, and not worry about hurting anyones feelings and having to fake-****.
- I can get off birthcontrol!!
- I don't have to worry about him anymore
- I can STOP obsessing about previous arguments with him - ****ckkkk him dude wasn't worth a dime!
- I can stop shavin my legs daily
- I can pause and not go for my brazillian, no more pain till the next one comes along.
- I can look forward to my next GREAT boyfriend who will give me butterflies, thrills, chills, and endless orgasms!!!


ANYONE FEEL FREE TO ADD ON!
- I

Misse as a wannabe pschologist I would advise you that you are yet to move on, but good thing is your mind is start to seeing the potentials of moving on.

AND TO US ME once a lady gets to that point, start panicking coz you are jut about to be forgotte, lol

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[Sanaa-]

Msema Ukweli, Its all part of the transition . I think its good that she has written all of that stuff , because getting over someone could actually take a very very long time all it takes is a whiff of a familiar scent or little things like that to get you back to square one.

You have to confess something before it comes into being. I love her attitude.. compared to the disposition she had last of finding ways to win him back.

[Bridgette]

interesting thread.let me sign up then i will check it out l8tr.

[EightInchCutie]

Originally Posted by Sanaa-

if he named 8 Asian cities from the top of his head

oh, hapo ungekuwa umeniweza!

btw, how goes it between you and that crazy roomate? She still wildin' out?

[Sugaspice]

Singlehood like I said in a similar thread sometime back isn't for the weak hearted, you've just gone through a break up so your not ideally single (still got hang ups from your ex, we clearly hear the anger) and your already for fantasizing bout your next boyfriend?... that's not how singlehood works hun... Singlehood is a bold statement, unaapa to stand alone come what may na hakuna mchezo with exes and not anticipating someone to come and "save you"... singlehood girl IS being alone...