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Default Got away from the cops for... - 10-16-2007, 04:52 PM

Jesus Christ of Kabete, I am the luckiest son-of-a-Kikuyu alive. I mean, how can i run away from the cops on sato and actually pull it off.

Mind you this is my 3rd time. First time was when there was a police raid at a bash i was in huku North Philly. Second time was when I was driving drunk, got in an accident and fled the scene as sirens could be heard from 3 blocks away.

This time my crime happened in front of a police cruiser hapo nje ya club. In my excited state of mind (red bull tatu na shot mbili za tequila), i got into a serious fender bender, made an illegal U-turn fleeing the scene and jumped a few red lights. One of my buddies who was already lining up at the club told me how things unfolded from his perspective.

This was from our quick conversation as i fled the scene as i talked to him on the phone. Lets call him Dan.

Dan: Yoh dawg, was that you?
Poko: Yes dawg!!! Are the cops following?
Dan: Dont worry, u have like a two minute lead.
Poko: Oh, sh!t.
Dan: You crazy mathafaka. (laughs sheepishly)
Poko: Did they get my license plate?
Dan: I dont think so. I'd advize you to stay off any major road. take 7th street and park your car in some neigborhood son.
Poko: Good idea. how about the other driver. Is he alright?
Dan: Yeah! just a broken head lamp.
Poko: Phew!
Dan: Yeah! You lucky bastard! I gotta go before the cops figure out i'm taking to you. there are like 3 police cars at this joint son.
Poko: alright dawg! sorry i couldn't make it to the club.
Dan: Don't sweat it. Just dont get yourself caught.
Poko: Aight. Peace.
Dan: Peace.

now my heart is in my mouth. i stop the car after i'm sure no one is following me.i check the damage: a dented fender, broken flasher and a cracked head lamp. not that bad.
i ponyoka home, drink 3/4 of Jose Cuervo, call my squeezy and fnck my way to sleep.

now i got an estimate today, $1,200 to fix it. Haidhuru. Gari itangojea tax-returns.

do you think i'm pushing my luck with my crazy life? I think what i need is to chill and stop hanyeing for at least 2 yrs. Enyewe, someone must love me in the ancestral world.
 


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Default 10-16-2007, 05:41 PM

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Jesus Christ of Kabete, I am the luckiest son-of-a-Kikuyu alive. >>
now i got an estimate today, $1,200 to fix it. Haidhuru. Gari itangojea tax-returns.
I can imagine in Kyuk....haidhuru..ha ha ha
 
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Default 10-17-2007, 04:37 AM

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now my heart is in my mouth. drink 3/4 of Jose Cuervo, call my squeezy and fnck my way to sleep.
damn...and u still facked... much repsect bro
 


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Default 10-17-2007, 06:16 AM

poko u r nuts! what more can i say?
 


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