Slobby Boyfriend

Bitch · (#1 (**permalink**))

Hi people,

I have been having an affair with this wonderful man for 7 months, but I have found myself no longer physically attracted to him because he is, in short, a slob: He showers only once or twice a week and then complains to me that his cloths are never clean and that his house smells so i do the cleaning for him, etc. He constantly picks his nose in front of me and in public. Just last night, for example, while picking his nose so deeply I thought his face was going to cave in, he asked me if I was "in the mood," and as I responded "NO", he studied the contents of his nose and said, "why not." ? He then complains that I'm a prude and that our sex life is non-existent. I'm sorry, but I not attracted to a man who picks his nose and smells like a horse. My best friend says I'm over-reacting; that he is just acting like a man. my boyfriend is a wonderful man in almost every other way, and I would like to change him if I could.

Am I over-reacting? How do I get a 33-year-man to stop picking his nose and shower a little more often?

just a by the way: Should i add that he's half luhya half american?

pipitp · (#2 (**permalink**))

About the nose .. maybe he's excited to have one .. just tell him that we all have one + the contents ... he should get used to it.

About cleaning up .. dont do it for him, maybe he'll learn to do it himself or dump your sorry azz and get someone who can do it

gruvy babe · (#3 (**permalink**))

this is too hilarious!?!

lale · (#4 (**permalink**))

Ai!...that storo has killed me..u can just feel the bile springing out from the comp,hehehe!..the part that has chekeshad me the most is the half-lunje,half american bit....did you just have to go there?..is it to emphasise the dilemma more ama what?...hehehehehehehehehe!

anyways communicate girl...and if he fails to get the gist of it,put him out then,considering you say the sex-life is non-existent(coz thats an intergral part!)wacha kuinsist basi!...after all theres only so much one can take...but if you really care for the guy and not willing to let go just yet,might as well put up with it, like they say no one's perfect!...but that bit for not showering,and exploring the contents of his nose live like that?..thats just pushing it why lie!

isso · (#5 (**permalink**))

LMAO!

Just make it a pre-condition for the dude that any time he wants to think about sex he better be clean before he taps that arse....

That will get him showering more often.

O_D_D · (#6 (**permalink**))

http://www.mashada.com/forums/index....&mesg_id=18999

http://www.mashada.com/forums/index....4&mesg_id=7514

How quickly we forget.......*Shaking my head in disbelief*

http://www.mashada.com/forums/index....&mesg_id=12625

So your white boyz stink afterall? KUMBAFF!!!

Bitch · (#7 (**permalink**))

>http://www.mashada.com/forums/index....&mesg_id=18999
>
>http://www.mashada.com/forums/index....4&mesg_id=7514
>
>How quickly we forget.......*Shaking my head in disbelief*
>
>http://www.mashada.com/forums/index....&mesg_id=12625
>
>So your white boyz stink afterall? KUMBAFF!!!

read my post you black man! he is half luhya probably your tribe loser!
>

O_D_D · (#8 (**permalink**))

>read my post you black man! he is half luhya probably your
>tribe loser!
>>
>
That being besides the point, it's rather obvious that all your jamaas stink. Now, why blame the dead for nukaring, ye necrophiliac?

Bitch · (#9 (**permalink**))

>>read my post you black man! he is half luhya probably your
>>tribe loser!
>>>
>>
>That being besides the point, it's rather obvious that all
>your jamaas stink. Now, why blame the dead for nukaring, ye
>necrophiliac?

now go on, you had your say am chilling for interesting peeps

O_D_D · (#10 (**permalink**))

Oh well, I'll move along then since I'm in a rather good mood. One question tho', are you petite?