[kwangu]

Did you have a teacher or buddy in High School or Primary School who said things you'd want to share,please read these and add on if you remember, i warn you " you will be amused!"

From a Kianyaga High School Teacher,"Both of you three, come here!"

Irate teacher to student, "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents."

Heard at a bar somewhere in western province,Kenya, the stronghold of the Luhya:'You can't me!' - translated from, "Huniwezi"

"This one's from Starehe, On seeing twins enter his office, the assistant director said:"You look together; are you twice?" (figure that one out!!)"

"In Kagumo the deputy principle amuad to pray for the Mtongwe disaster victims. It went like this" rod(LORD) help those who(paused for a moment)PARTICIPATED IN THE MTORORONGWE AIR CRASH FERRY DISASTER" .....

"From a high schoolgrammar teacher:"The girl goes to school,
goesn't she?" ...

Enjoy

kwangu

[kwangu]

Sorry, just wanted to add .
you can also post funny bullying experiences or stories you heard in high school..

[kenyadian]

I remember a buddy of mine in patch was told to describe his sis to this bully mpaka the jamaa chews a hard on !!

by the way, he succeeded.....

k

[Ferengi]

I saw two students drinking cigarettes and when they saw me, they beat a corner and ran away.

From a headmasters school assembly speech describing his discovery of two smokers.

[anita]

OH OH OH SOME DONE TOLD U WRONG!!!!!!
I have seen this post earlier and a few more like it,so u definately know what u are asking for.Not answers ofcoures but u very well jua what mashadites do best CURSE.SO run n do so fast.

[big pun]

This English teacher at Upper Hill School would andika short notes on the blackboard with her horrible hand-writting, then, in total confusion, she would move back kidogo,look at the notes she just wrote, then say in a luo accent "WHAT IS THIS???" To think that she has a degree and is the head of department....Pitiful.

Then there was this teacher who got his arse whooped by a Form three student(who, ofcourse got expelled) and since then, he has always had a stammering problem!!.

Then there was this teacher, still in Upper Hill School called Karis. He was whipping one of the Fourth-Formers on his butt with a bamboo stick, and when the guy couldn't take it any longer, he turned around and angaliad the teacher with his bhang-infested eyes. Beleive it or not, that teacher went out running screaming "AAAAAAAAAAH! SURELY, THIS BOY CAN KILL A MAN!!" and went straight to the staffroom to seek refuge. HE! HE! HE!.