NO BABIES, KIDS, BRATS ALLOWED

mwananchi_ · (#1 (**permalink**))

I am seriously contemplating posting an "Absolutely Positively No Brats Allowed" sign outside my door. I have no kids and don't plan to get any ever. I happen to have a lot of fragile and sensitive equipment at my place. I also have a cream-colored carpet and plenty of colored and toxic liquids within reach of small brats. I also value my peace and quiet more than silver and gold. Needless to say pornography in both print and electronic format dots my place. I believe my keeping young ones away will be mutually beneficial.

MercedesK · (#2 (**permalink**))

mwananchi for heavens sake dont abuse anyones kid. They are just kids.

Big G · (#3 (**permalink**))

what do u mean merck... do u know how much joy babies bring?? they r very precious, u want 2 tell me u do not want 2 experience this joy and happiness...imagine a kid walking 4 the very 1st time, ama it speaking its 1st words,.... u want 2 tell me u do not desire 2 have this in ur heart.. i jua after a certain age they become shidaz, but those shidaz r what make u unique from everyone else.. but u also have a good point, kids can be mbaya also....

mwananchi_ · (#4 (**permalink**))

I have nothing against brats as long as they don't interfere with my life. They can walk, crawl, cry, talk first words, sing songs, etc but they cannot come to my place. By the way my particular brand of joy does not in any way include brats.

y5next · (#5 (**permalink**))

Thank you for sharing, but it would make more sense if you just posted the message on your door, instead of to the rest of the world.

Fi-Fo-Fum

:-)

Shinashki · (#6 (**permalink**))

Lmao y

The choices we make dictates the kinda life we lead

Shinashki · (#7 (**permalink**))

Ukiumwa na kichwa na ikiendelea kuuma zaidi na zaidi na zaidi, basi huu ni wakati wa kumeza action. Tembe mbili tu!

The choices we make dictates the kinda life we lead

stano · (#8 (**permalink**))

I really do not see how posting your message online will help you. Do you expect the parents of those kids who come to your house to get this message or do you expect us to comment?

masaa_always · (#9 (**permalink**))

What does this have to do with us....

nani kama mimi · (#10 (**permalink**))

huyu mwananchi, ni mbegu hana n s/he is trying to get agrip of the situation or what? fence ur place and if they go over the fence then juvenile courts ziko. otherwise kids r the best things around. always breaks monotony.

*i speak for the bush*