Did you have a teacher in High School............. -
03-01-2002, 04:27 AM
this is just the begining........
Did you have a teacher in High School or Primary
School who said things
you'd want to share, please read these and add any
you may have ………………
"I remember this teacher who saw me wearing some
particularly short rugby
shorts and he shouted at me " wewe papa, why
are you wearing short
sleeved underwear?"
"I kumbuka this time there was no water in school
then we had to go
to the river. so we were told to valia our
canvas shoes. the matron
saw one chile in leather shoes and she was like
"u can't go to the
river in your ink shoes"- iratu shia rangi."
"From a Njoro School Teacher...
Nani huyo ananyonya moto??(who is smoking)"
"From a high school grammar teacher:
"The girl goes to school, goesn't she?"
From a Kianyaga High School Teacher,
"Both of you three, come here!"
From the same teacher in a Geography class.
"In a natural forest, there are many trees (many
different Species) but
in a man made forest, there is only one tree
(One Species)"
From same teacher during High school sports.
"One hundred Kianyaga boys, on the lane" (Those
Kianyaga students
competing
in the 100 meters race to get on the lane)
Yet another one from same teacher
To a student not sitting at his respective table
during lunch in the
dinning hall
"Gathumbi, how many times do I tell you not to
eat this table. Now go
and
eat your table and should not catch you I
eating this table again"
This one holds the record for this teacher. This is
not fiction.
After an incident where one of the form three
students actually shat ( past for sh*t) in
one of the dining tables. The teacher said this
during Parade:
"I can't believe how a whole form three student
can get on the heaven
of the table, subtracts his trousers and
miaring!" (You go figure)
From the headmaster of Kerugoya High School
He comes in the staff room panting and says:
"A male cow was running after me" A bull had
been chasing him!
"Irate teacher to student, "Tomorrow I want you to
come with your
father, your mother and both your parents."
A student was changing from leather to sports shoes
ready for PE during a lesson, the teacher asked her,
"Helen, why are you removing your hooves out of their
containers?".....
Teacher to an absent minded student...."why are you
looking a tourist without a camera?"
Please fel free to unleash your teacher's lines that made u forget it was a cold monday morning..........
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