Do's and Dont's...Mashada bash..

mokimo · (#1 (**permalink**))

Since a mashada bash is now just a mere formality..it might be a good idea to lay some ground rules so that we can minimise the potential DRAMA......

-Gents...please try as much as u can not to dorn on your kaunda suits..with the legendary "big shoe".
-Ladies..If u have chicken like legs..tafadhali don't come floating them in those knee high boots,there will be no lost shoe check-in at the bash..unnecessary over-heads..

what other rules??let's hear your thoughts....

Sexy Honey · (#2 (**permalink**))

heheh mokimo, u r killing me
I kumbuka last summer i went to the redikulas bash in chitown, and this group of gals were hanging at the bathroom as usual, all wearing mid leg lenght boots except one had hers unzipped...reason..her legs were too fat!!! I swear!!! I think she was a luhya ( sorry)

If i was coming after you, would you run to me, or run and never look back? - Oh well we are all sexy, its just the intensity that differs!!!

Sexy Honey · (#3 (**permalink**))

oh forgot about the rules,
please please please guys, refrain from pick up lines..they make u look so cheap.
And ladies if u know your guts aint strong enuff to hanndle Bloody mary, Pina colada and Margarita all at once, don't, DON'T MIX THEM.. ile mambo ya ku throw up in front of pple is soooo sooo gross!!!
If i was coming after you, would you run to me, or run and never look back? - Oh well we are all sexy, its just the intensity that differs!!!

mokimo · (#4 (**permalink**))

Lol! sexy honey ..that's a first..squaks too thick
I remember one time in jersey..this one chick I tell u her "tu" mi-legs were so skinny and she wore those boots..u could tell from 200 yds that she was coming coz of the "squishy-squashy!!" sounds her feet made..reminded me of when we were kids..and our bata gum-boots got water in them...hehe!!! we would squishy/squash!!like an orchestra..hehe!!alas!! the funk involved when u finally took them off after a "hard-day"..toxic and life threatening I tell U!!

mokimo · (#5 (**permalink**))

-No wearing turtle-necks in the stiffling DC summer heat..only worsens the "oven-like" conditions that DC hangs are notorious for..

mokimo · (#6 (**permalink**))

- This rule applies mainly to cult mwene-nyaga, bib, JOmo and co..No bullying and insulting other Mashadites..we are all one "happy" family..

Mark Twist Thuos Dad · (#7 (**permalink**))

Can ritro Dhuo wear the bru and yerro kaunda suit that i bought for him in Kianyagha back when he was a small kihii?
We can match together andi do the ritro Thuos breakdance. He can even spin on his head.

(I arrways knew that funny rooking head was rike a tinga tinga! Many thots!)

Mark Twist Thuo · (#8 (**permalink**))

>heheh mokimo, u r killing me
>I kumbuka last summer i went to the
>redikulas bash in chitown, and this
>group of gals were hanging at the
>bathroom as usual, all wearing mid leg
>lenght boots except one had hers
>unzipped...reason..her legs were too
>fat!!! I swear!!! I think she was a
>luhya ( sorry)

Sexy

Could it have been you? I mean 167 lbs on a woman is definitely obesity.

If your legs are too fat I wonder what could be said of the rest of you.

Sexy Donkey -although that might be an oxymoron

stupak · (#9 (**permalink**))

Tho yawa!

mokimo · (#10 (**permalink**))

Pliz people..no matusis...tafadhalini!!!