WHY? WHY? WHY?

badass_nigga · (#1 (**permalink**))

Everyone seems to agree that it crossed the road at one time or another. But no one seems to have figured out why...

Now I put it to all you wise Mashadites:

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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1. Was it hungry?

2. Was it horny - and rooster was on the other side?

3. Was it experimenting with pain?

4. Was it commiting suicide?

5. Did voices in its head tell it to cross?

KenyanRoc · (#2 (**permalink**))

Could it be because
-The colonel (KFC) was chasing it.
-There were no more buscuits and gravy on the other side..

I don jua
ROC

slaggard · (#3 (**permalink**))

AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOUR INVESTIGATION.....WASTING MY TIME....OUTA HERE LIKE WHAAAH

WALKS ON FOUR IN THE MORNING, TWO AT AT NOON, AND 3 IN THE EVENING.....???

Philosopher · (#4 (**permalink**))

It did'nt have the slightest idea it was a ROAD....???????

y5next · (#5 (**permalink**))

Your answers can be found here:

http://www.univox.com/writer/chicken.html

Or here:

http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/w...sstheroad.html

Enjoy...:-)

Vicki · (#6 (**permalink**))

LOL!!!!:7 :7 , the very funny ones were, "I panicked!" and,"It was a matter of National Security"

dudette · (#7 (**permalink**))

The chicken crossed the road to prove that it wasn't chicken
:7 ;-)

madiang · (#8 (**permalink**))

>===============================================
>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

well badass_nigga, the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!

KenyanRoc · (#9 (**permalink**))

that website was awesome...

ati:- national security

Vernor Vinge:
Because the hyperbolic acceleration of roadcrossing technology led to a Singularity beyond which chickenhood on this side of the road is unimaginable.

Martin Luther King, Jr.. - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.

Saddam Hussein - This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Louis Farrakhan - The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

thought of sharing that
ROC

zimmy · (#10 (**permalink**))

to get wayLAID kwisha