This is rather paradoxical because the road only appeared while the chiken was taking a stroll...she realy did not cross it ...She only came across the road.
PRESIDENT MOI: hio kuku likuwa nataga kuchugua mahali ya jogoo katika chama!
KAMOTHO: kuku ilikuwa inaenda kusalimia mzee!
KIBAKI: the chicken was exercising it's opposition right to unite with the road!
POLICE COMMISSIONER ABONG'O: the chicken was last seen crossing the road to Uganda. my officers chased it and tried to shoot to scare it. but a stray bullet caught the chicken and it died in the Ugandan side. thus it is now a Ugandan problem.
POLICE PR GUY KIMANTHI: first of all there is no road therefore the chicken question does not exist!
PRESIDENT BUSH: the chicken was heading to the mall to buy pretzels.
MATHREE TOUT: hio chicken basi ilikuwa inaenda stage kungojea mathree ile manyanga.