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Default RE: THIS IS WHY....! - 02-17-2002, 11:44 AM

This is rather paradoxical because the road only appeared while the chiken was taking a stroll...she realy did not cross it ...She only came across the road.
 
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Default RE: THIS IS WHY....! - 02-17-2002, 01:10 PM

it was beiing chased by a hungry luyha.
 
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Default RE: THIS IS WHY....! - 02-17-2002, 03:24 PM

Because a hungry and lusty luhya wanted to screw it
 
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Default RE: WHY? WHY? WHY? - 02-18-2002, 12:39 AM

Even caught it on camera...

http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/w...osstheroad.jpg
 
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Default RE: WHY? WHY? WHY? - 02-18-2002, 08:23 AM

ahahahaha
why did the chicken cross the road:

PRESIDENT MOI: hio kuku likuwa nataga kuchugua mahali ya jogoo katika chama!

KAMOTHO: kuku ilikuwa inaenda kusalimia mzee!

KIBAKI: the chicken was exercising it's opposition right to unite with the road!

POLICE COMMISSIONER ABONG'O: the chicken was last seen crossing the road to Uganda. my officers chased it and tried to shoot to scare it. but a stray bullet caught the chicken and it died in the Ugandan side. thus it is now a Ugandan problem.

POLICE PR GUY KIMANTHI: first of all there is no road therefore the chicken question does not exist!

PRESIDENT BUSH: the chicken was heading to the mall to buy pretzels.

MATHREE TOUT: hio chicken basi ilikuwa inaenda stage kungojea mathree ile manyanga.


etc etc ;-)
 
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Default RE: meow? meow meow??? - 02-18-2002, 08:39 AM

It wondered what the hell was at the other side and how it would feel then....The thrill couldnt hold it on one side....

By the way did it make it to the other side like the cat that crossed the road and cried meowwwww!!!?

why did the cat cry meow on the other side?
 
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Default RE: WHY? WHY? WHY? - 02-19-2002, 12:42 AM

>Even caught it on camera...
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>http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/w...osstheroad.jpg

The chicken was a hacker.
It was setting traps on the information superhighway.
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Default RE: WHY? WHY? WHY? - 02-19-2002, 12:50 AM



I don't get it, your point being????????????????


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Default RE: WHY? WHY? WHY? - 02-19-2002, 12:54 AM

because it could...
 
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Default RE: WHY? WHY? WHY? - 02-19-2002, 01:27 AM

This ain't no chicken guys!!!

http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/w...osstheroad.jpg

THIS IS A C0CK!!!
 
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