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Old 3rd July 2009, 06:07 AM
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why do you feel the need to express your self in mashada?mmmm if SA is thaaaat good why dont you go and express your self in one of your many sites ,ehhhh ,why dont you!!!??? ,has someone super glued you here????
I pitty you fool ,if you are going to bring that ujuaji of ohhhh SA this SA that here hauna bahati (no luck ).You can put SA in your pocket ,ehh now i will excuse you ,dont be late to rape your next victim ,mmm!!! Ehem now have a nice day or night what eva suits you.

Since Swahili sound so much like Zulu, take this-UYISILIMA!
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Old 3rd July 2009, 07:05 AM
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Since Swahili sound so much like Zulu, take this-UYISILIMA!
YOU SAID IT GIRL. Maybe he should research for the real definition of beauty.
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Old 3rd July 2009, 11:12 AM
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SH SHHHHHHHH..... @Jalejo&Stella keep quiet keep quiet!!Nyamazeni ama mtanifanya niandike noisemakers (for the "stylish" who might not understand Swa, i mean, keep quiet or i'll write down the names of noisemakers.
Ye, keep quiet,South Africans are in the house to save us from trauma in Kenya. Bend low, be humble and worship thee.They style people Having been the "first" to attain independence, we could borrow a leaf from them.They are the true example of what Africa should be.
Have you heard them claiming to have no accents? Tehehehehehe!This cracks me up big time There are a couple of them in my neighbourhood.So this one time there was a uni placement job available that had one of the desired aspects as "Applicant to be of an African background or lived in Africa bla bla". So si you jua how Africans are learned out here, people applied!From North-South, East-West, the whole learned African population in my state lol.So the lucky ones were thinned to attend interviews. Ok,fast foward to the waiting room.Then i hear one saying this to her friend from Botswana, in a language she assumed no one else understands,(a very "stylish" way to think,by the way), "These ones are just wasting time attending interviews. With those crazy accents they think they will get anywhere?".
Tehehe, you know who got the job? A guy from Libya, with a very very, very strong accent. Oh didn't i just love that. The wenye matako who were "pretty" and "handsome" got nice "we regret" letters

So you all, let's all bend for Mama South Africa. We would not be alive without them. Wee hujui, they make us who we are i.e. "Stylish"
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Old 4th July 2009, 03:11 AM
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SH SHHHHHHHH..... @Jalejo&Stella keep quiet keep quiet!!Nyamazeni ama mtanifanya niandike noisemakers (for the "stylish" who might not understand Swa, i mean, keep quiet or i'll write down the names of noisemakers.
Ye, keep quiet,South Africans are in the house to save us from trauma in Kenya. Bend low, be humble and worship thee.They style people Having been the "first" to attain independence, we could borrow a leaf from them.They are the true example of what Africa should be.
Have you heard them claiming to have no accents? Tehehehehehe!This cracks me up big time There are a couple of them in my neighbourhood.So this one time there was a uni placement job available that had one of the desired aspects as "Applicant to be of an African background or lived in Africa bla bla". So si you jua how Africans are learned out here, people applied!From North-South, East-West, the whole learned African population in my state lol.So the lucky ones were thinned to attend interviews. Ok,fast foward to the waiting room.Then i hear one saying this to her friend from Botswana, in a language she assumed no one else understands,(a very "stylish" way to think,by the way), "These ones are just wasting time attending interviews. With those crazy accents they think they will get anywhere?".
Tehehe, you know who got the job? A guy from Libya, with a very very, very strong accent. Oh didn't i just love that. The wenye matako who were "pretty" and "handsome" got nice "we regret" letters

So you all, let's all bend for Mama South Africa. We would not be alive without them. Wee hujui, they make us who we are i.e. "Stylish"
haha, very funny indeed, these peeps from down south always look down upon us. they take themselves as demi gods to be worshipped. silly makwere kweres.
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Old 6th July 2009, 09:35 AM
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YOU SAID IT GIRL. Maybe he should research for the real definition of beauty.

Ba, basile.They like to run to our country like a lost flock of sheep, mara they have all sort of bad things to say about us.I was in Kenya last year, and I just could not stand their young middle class.Ke ma xaba, they have a pull me down syndrome.and Habayi tibale ba on par with us, but the poor and the rich were nice though.
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Old 6th July 2009, 09:43 AM
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SH SHHHHHHHH..... @Jalejo&Stella keep quiet keep quiet!!Nyamazeni ama mtanifanya niandike noisemakers (for the "stylish" who might not understand Swa, i mean, keep quiet or i'll write down the names of noisemakers.
Ye, keep quiet,South Africans are in the house to save us from trauma in Kenya. Bend low, be humble and worship thee.They style people Having been the "first" to attain independence, we could borrow a leaf from them.They are the true example of what Africa should be.
Have you heard them claiming to have no accentsErr monkey, we dont have that deep bundu bashing African accent, but we do have our own accent, which we are very proud of.We pronounce every word clear, and you can hear everything we say.Plus unlike some nations that like to populate countries such as the US, stay there for a year or two, and then suddenly acquire a fake American Accent? Tehehehehehe!This cracks me up big time There are a couple of them in my neighbourhood.So this one time there was a uni placement job available that had one of the desired aspects as "Applicant to be of an African background or lived in Africa bla bla". So si you jua how Africans are learned out here, people applied!From North-South, East-West, the whole learned African population in my state lol.So the lucky ones were thinned to attend interviews. Ok,fast foward to the waiting room.Then i hear one saying this to her friend from Botswana, in a language she assumed no one else understands,(a very "stylish" way to think,by the way), "These ones are just wasting time attending interviews. With those crazy accents they think they will get anywhere?". You are a typical Kenyan midlle class nobody, I spot a pull me down syndrome here.
Tehehe, you know who got the job? A guy from Libya, with a very very, very strong accent. Oh didn't i just love that. The wenye matako who were "pretty" and "handsome" got nice "we regret" letters

So you all, let's all bend for Mama South Africa. We would not be alive without them. Wee hujui, they make us who we are i.e. "Stylish"


Shame You really dont like us, shame
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Old 7th July 2009, 05:57 AM
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O boa nnete my dear. Abaitibale. O mo fele karabo ene a i batla.
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Shame You really dont like us, shame
I gather, by editting my work and putting YOUR SHADY WRITING IN RED You are trying to borrow my writing skills???? That's ok.I am very pleased Thank thank you thank you

Middle class That's funny.I wish i could give you a tip of what i do for a living.All i can say is "Trust me, you know me, either by reading about me or seeing me on your screen somewhere, that's if you live on earth" Small hint for you to chew on while you edit my work trying to be me
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Old 7th July 2009, 10:30 AM
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I gather, by editting my work and putting YOUR SHADY WRITING IN RED You are trying to borrow my writing skills???? That's ok.I am very pleased Thank thank you thank you

Middle class That's funny.I wish i could give you a tip of what i do for a living.All i can say is "Trust me, you know me, either by reading about me or seeing me on your screen somewhere, that's if you live on earth" Small hint for you to chew on while you edit my work trying to be me

Shame darling, if I had to give you my surname to google, you swallow your words in a second.You are talking about you, I am talking about generations of success.

So lets leave the "do you know who I am discussion out of this",

Bush thing that has just been orientated into money
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Old 7th July 2009, 11:10 AM
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Hey, big shots of mashada, can u hook a sista up?

I aint got problems accepting that am Bush. Money is money: old or new.

Actually came abroad via Harambee (a whole village contributions) and have had to babysit thru school!

Now I do not know who to talk to si u do the necessary?).

Hook up a bush gal...yawa!
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