[makaveli]

New York City! You are now rapping...with 50 Cent. You gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and **** a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45 You drive me crazy shorty I

You drive me crazy, too boo . . .

Need to see you and feel you next to me

I feel the same way baby...

I provide everything you need and I

Well, I do work, sweetie . . . I contribute something, don’t I? Because I love you and want us to have a future.

Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry

Me neither. Thanks, honey.

Got some questions that I got to ask
and I Hope you can come up with the answers babe

I think I can do that for you, twinkle toes.



[Nate Dogg] Girl...It's easy to love me now

Nate Dogg! Whatcu doin' here?!! I ain't know you was comin' over, y'all so crazy...

Would you love me if I was down and out? Would you still have love for me?

You talkin' bout my baby, 50, right?

Girl...It's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down and out? Would you still have love for me? Girl...

Nate, we cool and all but I'm wit' 50, so, ummm . . .

What's that, baby? He was just singing for you like those brothers who write love poems for other brothers in prison to send to their girls? Oh, okay, okay, cool. My bad. Yeah, 50, you know I'll be there for you! I done told you. We cool like that, we down like that!

[50 Cent] If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?

Of course I would love you. But you know, there's all kinds of love. You got a backup plan? I don't really care about TRL, babe.

If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?

Umm, nah, boo. I would tell you to get in the shower and then we could hug as long as you want. Unless it was like an emergency or sumthin'.

If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century, Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?

Umm, okay, wait. Hold up. A quarter century. That's 25 years, right? Damn, 50, I'm only 22. You want me to be there for you until I'm 47 years old? I don't know about alla that. I mean, if you wanted to be pen pals or sumthin', that's cool but I got dreams and goals, babe. If I wait for you, I can't have no kids, no family, plus you want want to keep callin' my house collect. Naw, boo.

If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?

Probably not but we would have to go to a financial counselor cause you can't keep messin' up our resources like that. I mean, a Benz is one thing but what about our home? You tryin' to have the neighbors laughin' at us or sumthin'? Besides, they wasn't your friends. I told you that earlier when they was callin' me a #### just cause you wanted to hang out with me more than them. I guess they never heard New Edition's "Cool It Now."

If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?

Yeah, I would. I ain't shallow, boo. Will you still be able to get it up?

If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?

Whatchu mean, exactly? I already work a 9 to 5, whatchu want?

I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside

Oh my God! You want me to be an accomplice to murder? Murder most foul?! I'on't know about all that. Did he do something to our family or something? I mean, if we had kids I would bust a cap in somebody's ass for hurtin' them or sumthin' but whatchu mean, babe?!

If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?

Not if we was still 15 years old but ain't you like 28?

In bed if I used to my tongue, would you like that?

Of course! Like ya girl, Lil' Kim said, "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a oooh, oooooohhh?"

If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?

Yep. "Dear 50 Cent, what's your real name? I'm just askin' cause yellin' out "oh fifty!" in bed ain't that romantic."

Now we can have a lil' drink? You know, a nightcap

Yeah but I don't like Alize or Cristal. Ummm . . . Pass me that mango ginger teabag, please. Want some?

And we could go do what you like, I know you like that

Hell yeah, baby! Damn! Your tattoo is big as hell, boo! Mmmm, I love the muscles in your back . . . <<sigh>>

[Nate Dogg] Girl...It's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down and out? Would you still have love for me? Girl...It's easy to love me now (Woo!) Would you love me if I was down and out? Would you still have love for me? Girl...

Nate, I done told you . . . oh, I mean, yeah, 50, I would be there for you, babe . . .

[50 Cent] Now would you leave me if your father found out I was thuggin'?

No, I would probably sneak out the house like Tisha Campbell was doin' in "House Party" but my daddy ain't gon' let me just keep hangin' out with you if you ain't gon' do nuthin' besides sell drugs. And I ain't tryin' to get sent up for 25 years for you puttin' stuff in my purse, either, so you got a choice to make, babe. Thuggin' ain't the only way. Besides, the real thugs are in the White House. Whatchu gon' do about them?

Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?

I'm not sure… cause you was just sayin' the same thing to Missy Elliott and Lil' Kim but whatever. You say she's just a friend, you say she's just a friend…

Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?

No. Are you mad 'cause I'm giving you 21 answers?

Are you my soulmate? 'Cause if so, girl you're a blessing

Maybe. Thanks, babe.

Do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?

Yeah. I had a dream that you changed your lifestyle and stopped being a thug, like that's all life has to offer.

I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans

One leg at a time, babe. But I know what you mean. Remember how Missy was like "see my hips and my ass, don'tcha?" I love that song!

If I was down would you say things to make me smile?

Yeah, but my name ain't Steve Harvey either.

I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how

Damn, you don't know by now?

If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see,
And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?

I would know you watched Eddie Murphy's "Raw" one too many times or you was listenin' to Shaggy an'nem be like "it wasn't me." Either way, I would know you were lying and yeah, I'd be out, ####er.

How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?

As deep as it was for you to be with that other chick and then lie to my face about it when I asked.

And always remember girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it takes

Oh alright, well, when I finish cashing in my "get wild free" card, we can come back and settle our debts with each other and have that good make up sex. It's always the best, ain't it? But too much of that #### will have you all bent up.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

Yum!

You know my style I say anything to make you smile

That line is funny as hell, boo. But that's just a lusty kind of obsession to satisfy for the moment. You got sumthin' deeper than that? Or is that why you was with that other chick to begin with?

[Nate Dogg] Girl...It's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down and out? Would you still have love for me? Girl...It's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down and out? Would you still have love for me? Girl...

Yeah, yeah, yeah . . .

Could you love me in a Bentley?

Hell yeah, just as long as your peeps don't rob us cause you like to style and profile in the 'hood when you know good and well these people don't make even a quarter of how much a Bentley costs even if they worked everyday for a year. That's messed up, babe. Why you wanna rub it in their face?

Could you love me on a bus?

Of course. I loved you when we both ain't have nuthin'. Are you gon' get rich or die tryin' and then leave me for another woman or just give up and die, leaving me a widow with our kids or what?

I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us

Well, who else would they be about?

Could you love me in a Bentley?

Are you gonna lose it like you did the Benz?

Could you love me on a bus?

Did you hear me the first time, sweetie?

I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us

Alright, alright. Well, you got your answers . . . now what?

courtesy of http://www.playahata.com/pages/oya/21answers.htm

[agose]

lolo some funny shyt right there banaaaaaa