An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
Kenya Police Recruitment Test. -
07-04-2008, 12:20 AM
KENYA POLICE RECRUITMENT TEST QUESTIONS
NAME:________________
RANK:________________
TIME: 2 Weeks.
SECTION A
1)Is the African continent a continent or a country? If it’s a continent (which is it), what is the name of this continent?
2)Who is the president of Kenya? a) Mwai b) Emilio Kibaki c) I don’t know
3) Read below and answer the question:
Kamau has three and a half buckets of milk. He gives his good friend Abongo three quarters of it. A third of the remaining half of a quarter he sells at the local market (at a loss no less). He consumes three pints of what is left. The rest he divides equally among his seven children and the cat which gets a third less than what any of his sons got combined.
Question: What animals produce milk?
4) ‘A fish can’t ride a bicycle’ Explain.
5) If birds fly, animals run and fish swim, what do birds do?
6) Form a word with the following letters D,O,G
(e.g. dog, God) : _______________ .
7) Kipkorir collects 3,000 as T.K.K everyday where as Njoroge collects 17,000 a day. Which of the two is a true Kenyan cop?
8) How do you spell the word: hermaphrodite?: __________________
9) If a cow has four legs, how many legs does a baby cow have?
10) Omondi sells fish at the local market for a certain fixed amount. Aluoch also sells fish at the same market for a price not exceeding that of Omondi. Onyango also at the same market sells fish at a price at par of Omondi and Acheing’s! Which of the three sells fish the most expensive?
SECTION B.
12) Write an essay on the depression of the social economic lifestyle of this country due to bad governance and dictatorship: or else count fingers on your hands.
PRACTICAL
13) Take your gun from your holster. Take the bullet specimen placed on your desk. Load it into your gun. Place your finger on the trigger. Turn the gun and stare deep into its muzzle with your left eye. Pull the trigger!
What happens? ….. Hello?......Anybody there?..........Hello!?
NOTE: To pass this test you must at least write your name on the paper.
The only cow in Machakos town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy cow just like that from Murang'a at Kshs 20,000/=.
They brought the cow from Murang'a and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Veterinary officer, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tires to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked,
"Did you by chance, buy this cow from Murang'a?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Murang'a?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Murang'a."
A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of
security for the loan, so the KIKUYU man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan.
The bank's president and its officers ( luo) all enjoy a good laugh at the
KIKUYU for using a KSH 1,500,000 Ferrari as collateral against a KSH 5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the KIKUYU returns, repays the KSH 5,000 and the
interest,which comes to KSH 150.41.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow 'KSH 5,000'
The KIKUYU replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car for
two weeks for only KSH 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return''
Ah, the mind of the KIKUYU ...
"A Life Without Purpose Is A
Life That Has Been Abused"
"lift up your blouse so i can suck on your t!ts" said the big bad wolf to little red riding hood
"No" said little red riding hood, raising her skirt, "eat me like the f*cking book says!"
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