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Default 05-03-2008, 02:46 PM

nyuki .....wee ni mnoma...cheers!!!!
 
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Default 05-03-2008, 04:51 PM

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Nyinyi ni mababi, mpaka nyi upika chapo zenyu na lotion.
Talking of chapoz...

Nyi wa poor mpaka nyi hupika chapo tu moja then mna photocopy the rest.
 
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Default 05-03-2008, 04:52 PM

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wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukiwekwa karibu na makaa,watu wanasema wanataka makaa kutoka kwa gunia ile mrefu.
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we mweusi mpaka ukikanyaga makaa unawacha footprints!
 
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Default fresh ones - 05-06-2008, 12:20 PM

ati tv yenu ni ndogo mpaka nyii ufunga jicho moja ndio msimaliziane kuona

we ni mfupi mpaka u tie your shoe laces while standing

we ni fala mpaka nursery school ulienda parrallel program
 
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Default 05-12-2008, 05:04 AM

We ni mrefu mpaka una hawk mtura kwa ndege.
 
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Default 05-14-2008, 06:07 AM

lol ati via bluetooth rwangeci ,you made ma day
 
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Default 05-14-2008, 06:24 AM

Ati wewe ni mnono mpaka ukivaa belt ya yellow na utembee katikati ya barabara, trafficanakusimamisha na kuuliza "wapi dereva ya hii matatu?"
 


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Default 05-14-2008, 06:59 AM

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Ati first time yako kubuy gari ulisema ufungiwe unaenda mbali

Ati kwenu mko upto date mpaka watoi wenu wakipigwa wana vibrate badala ya kulia.


naskia mko advanced mpaka nyi huenda loo via bluetooth


Ati naskia nyi ni wengi mpaka nyi hukunywa chai na sprinkler


first time uliona soda,ulifinya finya kujua gani ni ripe


Ati naskia we ni fala mpaka ulienda cyber ukaulizia stamp ati ndio uweke kwa email

Nilikupata umezubaa ukiangalia chupa ya orange juice...ati juu imeandikwa "concentrate"....

Naskia wewe ni fala mpaka ulienda parallel sunday school

naskia simu yako iko na slot ya coins.....

una kichwa sooo ukithink kuna echo....!

ati you r so ugly vile ulizaliwa uliwekwa kwa incubator tinted ndio usishtue watoi wengine.....ha,haaaaa!!

ati umekonda mpaka ukivaa vest bado unakunja sleeves

Ati mko advanced mpaka T.V yenu iko na mouse
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