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Default 04-28-2008, 03:29 AM

n some of these cars shocks zimeisha mpaka ikigonga shimo yu feel like yu have been chapwad kiboko on the butt!ati car keys?hahahaha!
 


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Default 04-28-2008, 04:23 AM

The keys get the guys laid.. believe me. Some Gurls would do you for that small Fiat Uno you've parked outside.
 


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Default 04-28-2008, 04:59 AM

Mi opinion its not only a Kenyan thing but an African disease. When an African buys a nicer car, he tries every means to let everyone knows its his. Take an example they park their car wrong as blocking the enter/exit. So when the anouncement came up "the owner of car model then reg. HA08 KWS can move your car please" you will see the African walk out.
 
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Default 04-28-2008, 06:21 AM

What about honking your horn that you have arrived, I find this quite strange too.
You honk your horn that you have come home, you honk your horn when you arrive at your grandmothers hut, you honk your horn when you see girls passing by,like they will be attracted to you as is with moths and light.
 


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Default 04-28-2008, 07:44 AM

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What about honking your horn that you have arrived, I find this quite strange too.
You honk your horn that you have come home, you honk your horn when you arrive at your grandmothers hut, you honk your horn when you see girls passing by,like they will be attracted to you as is with moths and light.
Are you sure anyone does this?

I know sometimes at your gate you might need to tap on the horn to wake up the snoozy watchie who needs to open up the gate for you quickly before those carjerking ars*holes catch up with you.

But @ your Grandma's? WTF!
 
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Default 04-28-2008, 12:12 PM

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What about honking your horn that you have arrived, I find this quite strange too.
You honk your horn that you have come home, you honk your horn when you arrive at your grandmothers hut, you honk your horn when you see girls passing by,like they will be attracted to you as is with moths and light.
Visit some parts of Asia - like India and you won't be saying anything about honking
 


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Default 04-28-2008, 06:12 PM

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The keys get the guys laid.. believe me. Some Gurls would do you for that small Fiat Uno you've parked outside.
pblem is when thekafiat stalls in the middle of the road,the gal scatters ike hell!
 


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Default 05-04-2008, 05:07 PM

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they call 'em hipstas...mmmm not bad but the prob even the shapeless wanavaa. i cud see fat pot bellied ladies ladies, whith their defractured skin, hanging and stretch marks all over..and a mini top.....hata baba kanush can stand and say KANU juu.

..its such an ugly seen.

You do enjoy putting down kenyans? Mara they dont have good cars, tena the women are shapeless. I happen to have lived on both sides of the atlantic and I can tell you for a fact that women in the US which has a 50%
obesity rate are in far worse shape then kenyan women and they still wear tight clothing, I mean 300lbs in stretch!
Let them wear whatever pleases them and floss their car keys if they so wish, live and let live!
Stop deriding kenyans
 
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Default 05-05-2008, 06:57 AM

By the way , why should I impress a woman with my car or keys rather, she cannot change oil, let alone , a flat tire.
next time I walk into a bar I will put a cooking stick on the table, that should impress the women.


Errr...you should have asked how many CAN change a flat tire dude,some realy can teach men a thing or two about cars...
as for the cooking stick, God help!!!
 
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Default 05-05-2008, 08:07 AM

Where did you want the boys or men to carry their car keys,
carry handbags,
leave them in the car,
hang them around the neck,
hang them in belt loops like a Kikuyu,

Tell us, where do want them to carry the keys,
it is abviously convenient to carry them in the hand,
whether you think it is a display or not, deposit them infront of you
swallow and go home.

And driving is still a for the privilaged, not everyone drives.
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...i spent the whole of dec in nairobi and one strange thing i realised is: most kenyan men( young generation) walk displaying the car keys.
 


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