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Default Constipation after looting - 04-04-2008, 11:44 PM

Saw this story in the East African Standard - Palaver

"By now you have probably heard about Mombasa residents who returned looted timber to a hardware dealer in Mombasa for fear of a curse he had threatened to invoke. Electronic goods and other commodities have also been returned to other shop owners.

Some unlucky few are caught in a quandary though: they ate looted food and cannot return it. Witnesses say there is a major increase in incidences of ... wait for it... constipation
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Is it for real (constipation story) and how the hell will these people be helped?
 


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Default urg- i thought food ends in toilets? what constipation?? - 04-04-2008, 11:56 PM

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Saw this story in the East African Standard - Palaver

"By now you have probably heard about Mombasa residents who returned looted timber to a hardware dealer in Mombasa for fear of a curse he had threatened to invoke. Electronic goods and other commodities have also been returned to other shop owners.

Some unlucky few are caught in a quandary though: they ate looted food and cannot return it. Witnesses say there is a major increase in incidences of ... wait for it... constipation
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Is it for real (constipation story) and how the hell will these people be helped?
fear must have given them a running stomach!!i guess the toilets got the constipation right??
 
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fear must have given them a running stomach!!i guess the toilets got the constipation right??
Titanicwave - there you are at it again, never lacking in cheeky answers. As usual, quite funny
 


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Titanicwave - there you are at it again, never lacking in cheeky answers. As usual, quite funny
well i put myself in the same situation and fear would definitely do that to me imagine spending the rest of your life constipated?? wouldn't you rather have a running stomach for a few minutes??? (remove the curse)
 
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Default Fear fact - 04-05-2008, 01:04 AM

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well i put myself in the same situation and fear would definitely do that to me imagine spending the rest of your life constipated?? wouldn't you rather have a running stomach for a few minutes??? (remove the curse)
Yaani - you spend the rest of your life constipated! -hii ni kali. Si utakufa njaa? The fear fact ndiyo ikafanya warudishe - so the curse is real?
 


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Yaani - you spend the rest of your life constipated! -hii ni kali. Si utakufa njaa? The fear fact ndiyo ikafanya warudishe - so the curse is real?
hey the fear of death by hunger is worse!! yup it is better not to have the curse either way!!
 
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Yaani - you spend the rest of your life constipated! -hii ni kali. Si utakufa njaa? The fear fact ndiyo ikafanya warudishe - so the curse is real?
hey the fear of death by hunger is worse!! yup it is better not to have the curse either way!! your written swahili is very good! i never got round to polishing mine
 
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hey the fear of death by hunger is worse!! yup it is better not to have the curse either way!! your written swahili is very good! i never got round to polishing mine
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Default And others? - 04-05-2008, 01:18 AM

You loot food - constipation. Na je, wale hawakurudisha bidhaa zingine yao vipi?
 


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You loot food - constipation. Na je, wale hawakurudisha bidhaa zingine yao vipi?
must be walking around with one foot in the grave not knowing when the curse will take effect!!why live in fear of death this curse seemed to work the way i read it right???
 
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