[KEMINOKANA]

Originally Posted by Ilovechapo!

Ever been 'tuned' in kisii by someone from the ushago? Bono inaki oigwete amang'ana ayio? Ntebi rende amachibu bwango bwango! omanyete onaniumisa (unaniumiza) lol!

Omanyete omwanchi one Sitera nyamaino mandegere (white teeth as small mushroom) naye ng'anchete buna egetamutamu naende ore omoterere buna ensobosobo ekero ngokorora kogotara ogobaonsi (bounce) buna embombo(soccer ball) yagera enda yane yatera amache. Gaki oche ochiche gonkwani nong'a ebinto obote bwanyarire pi! pi! Gaki tinkogotobania nigo ngocha gokora bwango bwango chitageka ibere. I riri rabu you baby.

Translation:

You know my love Stella, your teeth are as white as small mushroom. You are the one I love like sweets and you have a smooth skin like cherry. When I see you walking bounce style like a soccer ball my stomach sings(literally) water. Please come to see me and give me something(punye) because the appetite(lust) is killing me completely. I will not take you too long I will finish in two minutes. I really love you baby.

[mwan_dada]

Originally Posted by fayebuzz

Eh mine is super broken but here goes....

Agnes wapo,

Sere Mana?Nakilambo nakunda kughoria, nikuwhonie ituku jingi nakwanpoiye, Meso rako idenpoiye nekunde sana, nakulomba uche nyumbeni di whone ni kii dibonye. Wanywa kii? Nakunde nikuzere vilambo ipoyie poiye, itanaa niwhange kwa sim bas kuschelewe.

Mine is not much better but here goes...

Mkundwa Aginesi (the “I” are inserted for the true Taita accent).

Neko na kilambo ni lazima nikughorie. Nekuwhonie dazini ighuo kukanighokia sana. Basi nighorie Aginesi wapo, niwada kusechaa nyumbeni kwapo mghange nikughuie Fanta, diendelee kumanyana zaidi. Ni wada? Nikabie simu kunighorie, nichekuonda.

[sdolphin]

Originally Posted by Wantai

I'll now go further and do a Jamaican patois translation! I speak multiple languages you see

Mi sweets Agnes, me waa tell you seh mi lay my eye dem pon you inna de club yesterday and bwoy, you kriss! you sexy sah! Your beauty is devine, de countour dem pon yu body, majestic indeed! mmmhhhh dat de walkkk, a royalty walk my girl. Fi your smile, redefine sublimity inna de true sense fi mi. So tell me my girl, why yu no comm a yard, mek we sip a drink or two and talk likkle bit more? Whe yua sey bout dat? hit me up baby, just lemmi know and me a go come fi you and swoop you like a storm! kall me!

There's something very titilating about Jamaican patois. I'll be taking a cold shower shortly

Where are the kiuks? Been waiting ages man. My kiuk is pathetic. I can read(slowly) and speak(very well) but cant write to save my life.

[fayebuzz]

Originally Posted by mwan_dada

Mine is not much better but here goes...

Mkundwa Aginesi (the “I” are inserted for the true Taita accent).

Neko na kilambo ni lazima nikughorie. Nekuwhonie dazini ighuo kukanighokia sana. Basi nighorie Aginesi wapo, niwada kusechaa nyumbeni kwapo mghange nikughuie Fanta, diendelee kumanyana zaidi. Ni wada? Nikabie simu kunighorie, nichekuonda.

Haaaaaaaahahaha yours is so much better and it makes sense unlike mine (lol) yours is funnier lol am loving it!

[ikea]

I cannot bring myself to do it

[Wantai]

si am told kenya has 42+ languages...I am only seeing less than 10 here, where are the rest? I would love to see translations done in the other remaining Kenyan languages, please. Wake up guyz, hata ka si fluent, at least make an attempt.

[Pinpj]

Originally Posted by Dynamic

I couldn't see myself talking sexy in kyuk to my lady, even when making luv cuz it'd just sound sloppy as hell, as if I'm trying to spit or something. I have to wonder what a love letter in the various Kenyan languages would sound like. For a test would y'all please translate the following note into kyuk, luhya, luo, kaleo, etc for the audience and maybe we can contrast and see what people think.

"Dear Agness,

Mammi- I've gotta tell you, I laid eyes on you jana at the club and DAYUM- you're so fly; sexy as hell!! Your beauty is devine, the contours of your body majestic, your walk like that of royalty, and your smile only redefined sublimity for me. So tell me my love, why don't you come with me to my pad in (your respective shags... eg: Murang'a) and we can sip on something while we talk some more, what do you say? Hit me up, babe, just lemme know and I'll come swoop you up. You better call me!"

Dynamic

Disclaimer: This is just for laughs/fun, not intended to offend anyone. Instead of tribal hate, how about we embrace our diversity for a change?

(I wrote this as a response to another thread, but thought it deserved it's own thread.)

Kuri Mwendwa Anginesi,

Maitu nii nonginya ngwire, ira ndakuona (ndaguithia maitho makwa hari we) kirabu-ini, ma ngai wi muthaka, wi mugwatu muno!! Uthaka waku ni wa matui-ini, miiambato na miikuruko yaku (ya mwiri waku) na muthi-ire waku ni ta ya uthamaki na thimairo yaku nokunyambururukia.

Kinjiire mwendwa wakwa, ndugiuke nanii thingira-ini wakwa tukunde kanyamu tukiaragia. Hutiria gatutura gakwa menye, ningukugira. Kaba uhurire!!

lol, that was hard.

[Shyloxx26]

[quote=Dynamic;597454]

"Dear Agness,

Mammi- I've gotta tell you, I laid eyes on you jana at the club and DAYUM- you're so fly; sexy as hell!! Your beauty is devine, the contours of your body majestic, your walk like that of royalty, and your smile only redefined sublimity for me. So tell me my love, why don't you come with me to my pad in (your respective shags... eg: Murang'a) and we can sip on something while we talk some more, what do you say? Hit me up, babe, just lemme know and I'll come swoop you up. You better call me!"

Bwana! Lekha khubolerekwo. Okhurula olwa ndakhulutsi esiaabere mukilabu ei! oli omulayi waamakana. Omubiri kukwo kwalongwa ubulayi. Ochenda shingana omuyinda, khaandi nootsekha ei nyala kata ukhufwa. Mbirakhwo bwana, shikhutsia ninawe munzu mwanje khunyweekho eshindu eshilahi nikhusunga hatiti. Noomba? Khupira isimu umbiire shilwa khuakana nnawe.

Eh! that was a real test. Yikes. I hope my lunje is ok - you knnow we have 18 different lunje dialects - hebu nyinyi wengine ongezeeni.

[mukwano]

Nyabo aginesi, nina okukugamba nti omulindi gwe nasooka okukulaba mu club newenua nnyo entambula yo!!! eeeeeieee Kabina katono nyo nyo!!! kasmiro (kasmile) munange!!! mukwano lwakitoka nenkugulira ekyokunya netwogera... kambere nawe Nkubira munayee!!

that was ngumu work

[rozzy500]

oldmember..............damn!!!!!!!that translation is so good n romantic am blushing!!!!!!!kweli some pple know mothertongue, i cdnt hv said it any better, thx for the laughs