African Accents

TMZ · (#1 (**permalink**))

We all have accent by I will have to say Nigerian have the best accent

Kenyans are getting there

Be proud

Makosaimefanyika · (#2 (**permalink**))

sounds like an opinion form a Kenyan who has failed to find a footing in the diaspora? what is this obsession with anything Nigerian?

mutuko · (#3 (**permalink**))

Just wonder why people from the Southern part of Africa sound the same in accents. I mean Swazi, Lesotho, Zim, Nam & SA have to be the coolest.

Type R · (#4 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by mutuko

Just wonder why people from the Southern part of Africa sound the same in accents. I mean Swazi, Lesotho, Zim, Nam & SA have to be the coolest.

Man on telephone (let's call him Zulu Xhosa, ZX in short): "Can I send you the fakes?"

Me: "Why the hell would you want to send me fakes? I wanna buy the real thing!"

ZX: "Yes, I understand that but before you buy, I wanna send you the fakes."

Me: "Are you making fun of me? When you called, I thought you were serious."

ZX: "Of course, I em serious, that's why I want to send you a fakes right now!"

Me: "What?"

ZX: "I want to fakes you a quotation. Please gimme your fakes number!!!"

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-HHHHH, THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT! AAAAAHHHH, TCH! Silly me!

Type R · (#5 (**permalink**))

The way Ugandans pronounce "L" - in a rolling double-L sort of way, that's cool! (coollu?

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jasakwa · (#6 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by TMZ

We all have accent by I will have to say Nigerian have the best accent

Kenyans are getting there

Be proud

are you another Nigerian in mashada?plsssss,kenyans have better accent than Nigerians.

fayebuzz · (#7 (**permalink**))

Knock Knock!!

Nijo: Aah! aah! who iz that at the door, maibe pizamen or jehova witness will tell im to go!

Nijo: Who is dat at tha door?

Mzungu: emigration(immigration)

Nijo: Emi who?

Mungu: Emigration!

Nijo: eeeh emi.. Nobadi here by that name!

Nijo: me i got passport, british am geoffrey go away!

Mzungu: (kicks door open)

Nijo: aaaah o my god why u kikin door!

Mzungu: Your all going back to Zambia

Nijo: But me i am Nigerian

Mzungu: ZAMBIA!

Sanaa- · (#8 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by fayebuzz

Knock Knock!!

Nijo: Aah! aah! who iz that at the door, maibe pizamen or jehova witness will tell im to go!

Nijo: Who is dat at tha door?

Mzungu: emigration(immigration)

Nijo: Emi who?

Mungu: Emigration!

Nijo: eeeh emi.. Nobadi here by that name!

Haaaaaaaaaaa ati emi looool

fayebuzz · (#9 (**permalink**))

ptothemwah · (#10 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by mutuko

Just wonder why people from the Southern part of Africa sound the same in accents. I mean Swazi, Lesotho, Zim, Nam & SA have to be the coolest.

Chief I second that... kwanza the chicks huko damn damn damn