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12-06-2007, 01:33 AM
A friend in at pains because the doctor examined his prenant wife and advised them not to have sex until she delivers.She is 1 month p.g and the guy cann't imagine the thought of cheating on his wife when she is pregnant and needs him most.He also comes from a tribe that believes in total faithfulness when wife is pregnant,spiling sperms outside or inside a foreign tundu might bring misfortune to the baby,so that rules out even masturbation.
what a gwan for ma friend.
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12-06-2007, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by rayfisher
A friend in at pains because the doctor examined his prenant wife and advised them not to have sex until she delivers.She is 1 month p.g and the guy cann't imagine the thought of cheating on his wife when she is pregnant and needs him most.He also comes from a tribe that believes in total faithfulness when wife is pregnant,spiling sperms outside or inside a foreign tundu might bring misfortune to the baby,so that rules out even masturbation.
what a gwan for ma friend.
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They no way he will stay for 8months. He must just cheat and keep cheating. Even with mboch is fine. Let him DOG kwani iko nini....
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12-06-2007, 02:07 AM
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They no way he will stay for 8months. He must just cheat and keep cheating. Even with mboch is fine. Let him DOG kwani iko nini....
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8 months isn't a long time. If he has will power why not?? Not everyone is addicted to s.ex am sure he'll manage just fine
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12-06-2007, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by sweetesthing
8 months isn't a long time. If he has will power why not?? Not everyone is addicted to s.ex am sure he'll manage just fine
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He will masturbate until 8 months. for us women we can stay even for 2 years without but men men.....no no no.....
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12-06-2007, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BBB
He will masturbate until 8 months. for us women we can stay even for 2 years without but men men.....no no no.....
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If he really loves and cares for his wife, he will wait the 8months ( 10 months technically )
Many people let sex or anything to do with it takeover their whole lives.
Devil is a great liar.
P.S. What if the guy really commits adultery during that period and gets punished by the wife ill conceiving ?? who will he cry to then ?? the Good Lord ?? The wages of sin ................
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12-06-2007, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by BBB
He will masturbate until 8 months. for us women we can stay even for 2 years without but men men.....no no no.....
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really? you can go for 2 yrs with no sexual acts at all or just 2 yrs without the one on one?
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8 months? tut tut!! -
12-06-2007, 01:40 PM
8 months only? Oh Please! And did someone say women can go for 2 years “but men men.....no no no..…” ?
Try me!
I went for slightly over 3 years. By choice. But then, maybe it is different in Kenya (since this is posted under the Maisha ya Kenya section), and just being in Kenya makes it impossible. I am not there. But I would still have gone the distance (quoth Bush) whether I had been in Siberia, Kenya, or trapped inside a castle with Olivia (Shrek‘s squeeze)!
I messed up with a Kenyan girl I really DID LOVE, and she walked out of my life in the spring of 2004. My subsequent SELF PUNISHMENT was to have some kind of SEXUAL FASTING.
I did have some wet dreams, but I did not masturbate. I have just recently started seeing a Haitian, slightly over 3 years to the date.
And no, I did not have a shortage of offers. I just felt so much remorse, so much anger at myself... I didn’t feel like touching another woman. It was more like a matter of honor. I did go out with girls for dinner and a couple times to Zanzibar and Love (Dreams), but my mind was far from sex.
And yes, I AM at peace now.
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12-07-2007, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Umslopogaas
8 months only? Oh Please! And did someone say women can go for 2 years “but men men.....no no no..…” ?
Try me!
I went for slightly over 3 years. By choice. But then, maybe it is different in Kenya (since this is posted under the Maisha ya Kenya section), and just being in Kenya makes it impossible. I am not there. But I would still have gone the distance (quoth Bush) whether I had been in Siberia, Kenya, or trapped inside a castle with Olivia (Shrek‘s squeeze)!
I messed up with a Kenyan girl I really DID LOVE, and she walked out of my life in the spring of 2004. My subsequent SELF PUNISHMENT was to have some kind of SEXUAL FASTING.
I did have some wet dreams, but I did not masturbate. I have just recently started seeing a Haitian, slightly over 3 years to the date.
And no, I did not have a shortage of offers. I just felt so much remorse, so much anger at myself... I didn’t feel like touching another woman. It was more like a matter of honor. I did go out with girls for dinner and a couple times to Zanzibar and Love (Dreams), but my mind was far from sex.
And yes, I AM at peace now.
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Good for you! 
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2 yrs -
12-07-2007, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione
Good for you! 
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Guys, I am hitting 2 years without sex and am not cheating. Yiu can't die for lack if it..
Mwambie akaze.
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12-07-2007, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BBB
He will masturbate until 8 months. for us women we can stay even for 2 years without but men men.....no no no.....
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You dont know men as much as you think you do, ama its the men and women that you know!
I went 2 and a half years bila s.ex na bila masturbating. Na sikukosa opportunity ama wanawake!
Najivunia Kuwa Mkenya
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