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Default Fresh virgins - 11-22-2007, 03:35 AM

Now that some kids (read girls) have just turned 18 and therefore left high school, and others have just turned 15 and left primo moving on to high school, I fear for all those ladies and jamaas in tight relationships. Why you may ask.

This is a fresh lot of virgins. Watoto (read wasichana) wameiva kama nini. Men will all over these gals like a rush. It's just like freshman year in campus. All the sophomores and seniors wanapandisha antenna. Wololo, before January, there'll be very many babies on the way - mny young people who'll just have discovered what their organs are meant to do.
 


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Default 11-22-2007, 06:17 AM

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Now that some kids (read girls) have just turned 18 and therefore left high school, and others have just turned 15 and left primo moving on to high school, I fear for all those ladies and jamaas in tight relationships. Why you may ask.

This is a fresh lot of virgins. Watoto (read wasichana) wameiva kama nini. Men will all over these gals like a rush. It's just like freshman year in campus. All the sophomores and seniors wanapandisha antenna. Wololo, before January, there'll be very many babies on the way - mny young people who'll just have discovered what their organs are meant to do.
God Forbid!am putting my man on a leash!then dont forget the Dec. holidays are also near so more virgins on the way.Ngai fafa!From now till end of Dec me and me man are only going camping for entertainment atleast thea i can keep an eye on him.If he wants fobe(olchol) he can only have it from the hse!
 
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Default Ati nini? - 11-22-2007, 09:44 AM

It has been like that even before Jesus was born.Nothing knew.Last year walikuwa na pia next year watakuwa .Kids turn13,14,15,16,17 or 18 every year and it will continue till the end of time.

I don't see you point.
 
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Default 11-22-2007, 10:30 AM

"fresh" virgins as opposed to.....?
 


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Default 11-22-2007, 10:51 PM

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Now that some kids (read girls) have just turned 18 and therefore left high school, and others have just turned 15 and left primo moving on to high school, I fear for all those ladies and jamaas in tight relationships. Why you may ask.

This is a fresh lot of virgins. Watoto (read wasichana) wameiva kama nini. Men will all over these gals like a rush. It's just like freshman year in campus. All the sophomores and seniors wanapandisha antenna. Wololo, before January, there'll be very many babies on the way - mny young people who'll just have discovered what their organs are meant to do.
Aih! we shyloxx unaishi mtaa gani?? I hope you mean virgin as in fresh in a new environment but not virgin down there, coz siku hizi ni ngumu sana kupa manzi virgo downstairs hata hao wenye wanamaliza uraimo
 


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Default 11-23-2007, 03:04 AM

Face it we men are selfish beasts and always want the freshest of the lot.

We always fantasize ati the virgins have tight ******s and tonned bodies(est boobs), but forget their inexperiences really spoils the whole fun. To the chics however, they discover something they never had before and therefore regardless of how pathetic the guy is in bed, he is the best thing and always the first memory of pleasure so in their simple minds, the best thing ever.

They never leave you alone, and for men, rule of thumb "The only good ***** is new *****". Cannot get enough of a good thing.

Conclussion: Just fcu k them, they are least likely to have AIDS anyway!!!
 


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Aih! we shyloxx unaishi mtaa gani?? siku hizi ni ngumu sana kupa manzi virgo downstairs hata hao wenye wanamaliza uraimo
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Default 11-23-2007, 03:18 AM

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Now that some kids (read girls) have just turned 18 and therefore left high school, and others have just turned 15 and left primo moving on to high school, I fear for all those ladies and jamaas in tight relationships. Why you may ask.

This is a fresh lot of virgins. Watoto (read wasichana) wameiva kama nini. Men will all over these gals like a rush. It's just like freshman year in campus. All the sophomores and seniors wanapandisha antenna. Wololo, before January, there'll be very many babies on the way - mny young people who'll just have discovered what their organs are meant to do.
..lol...Shy, I know a guy who'd read this thread and get his engines ready, freak!
anyhoo, first place I'm scrapping off the list this holiday ni carni' hata new jack I'll abscond, watajaa huko with their boyfriends wakipiga makelele, shock on them when they start real life, they'll wish there was a rewind button on their a**es
 


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Default 11-23-2007, 05:26 AM

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It has been like that even before Jesus was born.Nothing knew.Last year walikuwa na pia next year watakuwa .Kids turn13,14,15,16,17 or 18 every year and it will continue till the end of time.

I don't see you point.
I'm sorry for having lost you in the rain of thought.....wht I actually mean is this, for the next so many months, mistresses and clande, wives and girlfriends wanaenda kuwekwa backseat, as the men-sorry, some men deflower and continue screwing the fresh-from-school cos watakuwa kwa wingi na readily available. Hizo rooms ziko tao si za bure.

My point is, it's a time to make or break many relationships, families and lives. The harsh realities of life.


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"fresh" virgins as opposed to.....?
Well, I agree most are not virgins per se but, now they have the freedom to ask and receive sex.

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Aih! we shyloxx unaishi mtaa gani?? I hope you mean virgin as in fresh in a new environment but not virgin down there, coz siku hizi ni ngumu sana kupa manzi virgo downstairs hata hao wenye wanamaliza uraimo
Of course! fresh in the 'new' world where what you do is up to you - hakuna mtu wa kukuambia fungua macho, usiende huko, rudi hapa, fanya homework - and an environment full of enticing men/women/life/muenjoyo - the works. Of course hata kama watoto wa siku hizi sio ma-vajo, there is a small percentage that still is. Not everyone jumps up until Simon says, 'jump'! BTW, mimi niko mtaa inaitwa Kipsongo (check your Kenyan map)

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..lol...Shy, I know a guy who'd read this thread and get his engines ready, freak!
anyhoo, first place I'm scrapping off the list this holiday ni carni' hata new jack I'll abscond, watajaa huko with their boyfriends wakipiga makelele, shock on them when they start real life, they'll wish there was a rewind button on their a**es
It's a doggy dogg world mami! Some people just refuse to accept that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
 


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