[vokemondo]

Anyone that has sex outside of marriage, is a slut.

[al-zalzalah]

Originally Posted by Nxele

@poster

let

x = your age
y = the people who you have nyanduad
z = the people who have nyanduad you

if Q = x-(y-z)

If Q > x then ur a slut
else keep counting .

nxele what's the difference between nyanduaing and being nyanduliwad for the purposes of this equation?

[Delylar]

Originally Posted by Smartass

Sluttishness is a state of mind not of being I have come across some prim and proper mamas who would make Madonna blush and yet there are others with have a mediocre sexual history but are considered sluts, it depends on how one carries oneself ond how discreet one is.
And of course you dont tally lousy lays

Amen to that.
Why does this thread smell of MALE CHAUVINISM? Ama it's my sinuses acting up again ?

[mlanyanda]

Originally Posted by roqsol

Just wondering, say you got into the thorny subject of the body count.. aka how many have been here before me.. what number would be unacceptable?
Is a man who can't honestly remember how many partners he had in the last year a dog, or just normal?
Is an unmarried woman who changes men once a year considered promiscuous?
Is there an age to partners rule of thumb about these things eg
women : 27 yrs old, 15 men = slut ,
men: 27 yrs old, 15 women = slacker?
I've been away for a while, just trying to figure out modern day kenyan sexual mores..

ME THINKS......

It's suggested from some scientific research (cant rmember where I read this...) that for a lady, all her husbands ex's are a potential threat and must be watched closely, and for a man, all his wife's ex's are a target for jokes...!!

The fact of life is that most probably, ur babe/guy has been banged/has banged X number of guys/chics... Hell, so y even try and classify whether she/he is a slut or not....??? Wachana na hiyo and endelea mbele na maisha..!!!

[Shyloxx26]

Originally Posted by vokemondo

Anyone that has sex outside of marriage, is a slut.

Even the married ones who stray from the marital bed are sluts and......(how come there's no derogatory name for men? Just wondering! Ama ni gigolo?!

[Camylle]

Originally Posted by vokemondo

Anyone that has sex outside of marriage, is a slut.

what if one is not married?


the other day wrote the names of guys i have slept with and after doing the math i was surprised myself it really made me alil guilty....i guess if i said the number out loud i'd be considered a super slut..

[vokemondo]

I think the question 'how many makes you a slut' should be re-phrased and should instead read 'what makes you a slut'. My response to this would be, ANYONE who has sex out of marriage (male or female). Be it pre-marital or extra-marital.

[busboy]

you can agree with me that some tyms you myt not be able to resist it & so you go for it.it doesnt have to be your usual partner.iv banged enough this year that asking me to give a number..............even i cant count the last months.but i do it cool and i still got ma respect runing strait unless from those sameer guyz who sell me the rubber

[Patriots]

Originally Posted by busboy

you can agree with me that some tyms you myt not be able to resist it & so you go for it.it doesnt have to be your usual partner.iv banged enough this year that asking me to give a number..............even i cant count the last months.but i do it cool and i still got ma respect runing strait unless from those sameer guyz who sell me the rubber

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[Nxele]

Originally Posted by al-zalzalah

nxele what's the difference between nyanduaing and being nyanduliwad for the purposes of this equation?

@al-zalzalah

There are usually 2 kinds of peeps , i.e

a) Those who consider zeg-zing as something sacred and they have some predisposed ways and thoughts of how to go about it

b) Those who consider zeg-zing more of a sport . When manenos go down someone has to tap 3 times for the 2 to untangle . Herein , your raw , animalistic nature comes out .It's easily recognised by the bovine-like huffs and punts , exasperated breathing , sweating of sinew-like bodies and last but not the least , the evil , obsecene f.uck-faces formed during the act and not forgetting the unprintable parental-advisory chants and cries that emanate when manenos go down.

So kaka when u meet a chica from group b) and you are not prepared , be assured that for that duration when the rubber meets the road the Kenyan flag will fly high , NOT !