[Marieba]

I had it, squandered it with alot of mary making.. but at times i pray that those who see me squander my money with some gigolo help me save it.
1. why cant bar maids refuse to sell me beer when im in the company of more than one woman!
2. cant thos stripping clubs ask for my rent receipt before they allow me in?
3. Cant the hotels/lodges always say that thier rooms are full!
4. cant CDs be sold by people who are already too thin and dying of HIV?
5. Shouldnt there be lions and bees next to ATMs after 8pm on fridays and satos?
6. shoulnt there be a common gate entering town where all single women are adviced to go back home and wait for thir predators at home (tis cheaper there)
7. cant people be given points that can be redeemed when we drink beer?
8. cant bars have a condition of entering there being u must produce your nakumatt shopping receipt for the fkin month?
9. cant women understand that carrying a whole support squad while goin for a date is outdated and uncouth!
10. all forms of locomotives should be banned from leaving or entering town between 11pm to dawn (taxis eat us up)
11. instead, trains should be introduced between 11pm to ferry pple from point A to Z to all directions at a standard fee of 15/=
WITH ALL THESE AD BE SAVING A FORTUNE PPLE, AM NOW LESS THAN A CHURCH MOUSE! ooh Lord

[Makosaimefanyika]

you mean you dont have the advantage of "personal means back home? the way you write! the experiences you have undergone!, the ladies you wack?, one would think "personal means " cannot be the only thing lacking in ur crowded life.

[Marieba]

Originally Posted by Makosaimefanyika

you mean you dont have the advantage of "personal means back home? the way you write! the experiences you have undergone!, the ladies you wack?, one would think "personal means " cannot be the only thing lacking in ur crowded life.

WARNING!
never use ur car to carry hobos, not even introduce them to buddyspencer (my car) coz ur prone to see the worst each time they see her packed near any place thats farmiliar.
second warning, avoid driving ur car when ur sloshed up, so iv always settled for taxis. Those are tips am giving u for free, i guess one day u will win urself some locomotive and they will come handy.

[Hermione]

Originally Posted by Marieba

7. cant people be given points that can be redeemed when we drink beer?

Here here!

[kushungpeng]

@ marieba.
kumbe marieba ni manzi.

[rake81]

Originally Posted by Marieba

I had it, squandered it with alot of mary making.. but at times i pray that those who see me squander my money with some gigolo help me save it.
1. why cant bar maids refuse to sell me beer when im in the company of more than one woman!
2. cant thos stripping clubs ask for my rent receipt before they allow me in?
3. Cant the hotels/lodges always say that thier rooms are full!
4. cant CDs be sold by people who are already too thin and dying of HIV?
5. Shouldnt there be lions and bees next to ATMs after 8pm on fridays and satos?
6. shoulnt there be a common gate entering town where all single women are adviced to go back home and wait for thir predators at home (tis cheaper there)
7. cant people be given points that can be redeemed when we drink beer?
8. cant bars have a condition of entering there being u must produce your nakumatt shopping receipt for the fkin month?
9. cant women understand that carrying a whole support squad while goin for a date is outdated and uncouth!
10. all forms of locomotives should be banned from leaving or entering town between 11pm to dawn (taxis eat us up)
11. instead, trains should be introduced between 11pm to ferry pple from point A to Z to all directions at a standard fee of 15/=
WITH ALL THESE AD BE SAVING A FORTUNE PPLE, AM NOW LESS THAN A CHURCH MOUSE! ooh Lord

hahahahaha!!! i find all this very funny ...

[benzina]

....i will ask the same qs.

kumbe marieba ni manzi

[Marieba]

Originally Posted by kushungpeng

@ marieba.
kumbe marieba ni manzi.

weee, let me chek (Unzipping my trousers to chek if i got anything unwaggable..al get bak to u

[benzina]

marieba..check whether u have two

[rake81]

for me the major problem is that there is too much month left after the end of my money
if the month would reduce to say 10 days or a maximum of fifteen days, then things wouldnt be so bad huh?!