Someone Pmsing decides to take it out on Kenyan celebz..lol -
06-10-2006, 12:54 AM
This shyt is off the chains!!!
I have a real serious problem with the media personalities in this
country. I cannot comprehend why inconspicuous individuals in media houses feel that we "lesser beings" go over to their offices to solicit sexual favours or whatever. Take the receptionists in Capital fm, some ugly emaciated female specimens, infact don't cough near them, they might be blown away. Imagine them thinking you can seriously think of pulling a fast one, sorry anorexic individuals are not an African preference. Please!!!!.. No wonder DJ CK is losing money. By the way he has a personality defect, besides being a billionaire, ask him about KENATCO CABS. He has numerous discrepancies for his age, consider that a lot of rumours are going around about this old man, let me not dwell on him, I give him his due respect considering that he is far much older th an myself. Italia are u listening! As boring & kiddish as u are( Italia that is),let me try to write proper English incase unfortunate cases like you cannot comprehend. You should get a bit of schooling from Debra Sanaipei, that is a girl you should look out for. By the way why recycle media personalities all over. You mean to tell me that there is no untapped talent out there? And DJ CK it's cheap to maintain your workforce, no additives. You are a true tribalist. When I come into power I will not & I repeat will not spare you with your old school mentality. I said I would not dwell on you because I know a lot of damaging information that can bring you down. Infact I should just talk to your business partner President Kibaki, although his son now represents him in board meetings, like that one you had in IHL some months back. OK let's take it from the top.
JIMMY GATHU:This guy is so patient it's amazing. How he handles his faulty phones & hangs on to his squeaky chair is beyond human endurance. That is just one of his strengths. Weakness for women callers, aloofness to genuine opinions given by people who converse in accented Swahili, an inferiority complex attributed towards for callers from abroad, who have no significant input, shame on you. You had a disturbed childhood I know. Don't pretend that you were born upmarket, Kariokor and fatherless KERIMO GIKII.
WALTER MON'GARE aka NYAMBANE: As Oyunga Pala candidly put it you have managed to make money by making people laugh. Infact George Ndege from Minnesota, Minneapolis holds you in very high esteem. But it seems you have forgotten that we make you make chums, celebrity status has gotten into your head. Why do you display attitudal tendencies to your customers!!! Thaaaat's utterly idiotic, considering that you are a college dropout, not that it matters, and academics don't determine your potential. Ask me I know. Grow up OMOCHINGA OYO.
NYATICHI NYASANI:The beautiful baby of KISS. Very nice girl, ON AIR. With a kind and outgoing personality, reserved nature. Must have acquired it from the Dad, not Mum. I can vouch for him not her. But how can you not know ZANZE or TACOS? Come down from your high horse. You are a media personality and some of your listeners, especially me, will be eternally pissed off BIG TIME. I'm far much educated than you are and having been brought up from a very concrete background I put it to you that your not an inspiration( No shero there), Don't give us #### on Air. The net is fluid so I will not pull your pants down if you know what I mean. By the way these messages are all over, and expect more. Rest assured that this is not the last you will hear from me. Tell the big mouth CAROL MUTOKO to holler, the more she does the more she will feel the wrath of the viewer. I'm not Martha Karua, I'm a piranha. Who cares about South B and her folks? She got her peas, or should I say Menstruation in a KENYA BUS,ok it's normal, but does she talk about it. So, Regina, is she still in Panafric? She gave birth to a baby boy and was given a totally disgusting Kamba name, who cares? We are not impotent or barren WE ALL SAW THEM OR is it,and A BORN PERVERT. OK Tichi happy 16th. TIGA OBWANA.
MAINA KAGENI "Miss Kageni":A sick homosexual just out of the closet, although nobody in KISS is allowed to discuss about it. Miss Kageni why don't you act like your fellow Gay guys, SAM, FRANCIS, KAMWANA, OHINGO, and the American guy, I forget his name. Orgies are not good for you especially getting raped when dead drunk. But you have matured as an individual and presenter. Continue with your good job, but watch it someone will shoot you in the ass if I don't do it myself. GOMA ENO
SHEILA MWANYIGA:Stunning, but a blot upstairs. Why should you always say "Sheila Mwanyiga here" monotonous and downright infuriating? Sweetie can you be a bit more creative, you can learn a lot from MUTOKO, she has in her way showed that you can dominate radio. But with her loud mouth, flabby body but nice hair and skin she still has something upstairs. Your sexual inclination is your sole problem, but considering that you had to show us your white boyfriend, I have to comment. Dump the white meat, he's too fat, not appealing in any shape, size or form, all the same if you marry the creep you have to DOG him. It's called the eternal law of opposites. Stick to your own race. Infact Sanaipei should follow suit and go back to that guy who sells clothes in Sun beam (Debra I like you so much, although you screwed my buddy instead of me) lousy lay all the same. Like I said it's apparent that you Sheila, have a shortcoming. But don't waste time with your qualities and interact, forget about the forced sex in college (note: not rape). David & Victoria Beckham go to TIGER TIGER in Manchester, so who do you think you are. MWAPA.
CESS MUTUNGI" Kweli ni mtungi wa pombe": I rest my case; this was pasted on the net, I just came across this on Mashada.com. on why Cess Mutungi was fired
From KISSFM .How true is it? Anyone with the real 411 .KNOWN:
She fixed up the 180,000 shillings winner in "what is in my pocket".KISSFM competition with a view of sharing the money letting out a company secret... looks weak .UNKNOWN: It is Wayne Wonder's show at carnival and a very drunk Cess is in a rowdy media team that has paid the show a suprise visit. the group detach themselves and know what, mmmmh.... Cess moves up and sensing her state the male Wayne team drag her behind the tent at carnivore and on that concrete floor the five guys have their bang, unknowingly the a local TV cameraman out to puff is recording the entire action on tape, and by the time poor cess comes to sanity and realizes the Jamaican thing she screams as police arrive but she orders police in the presence of the now large number of media guys not to record a statement as such it cannot become news. So raped and willing to hide it she survives the heali
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process but for how long? Her contract is terminated effective Friday last week and where is she headed the grapevine has the answers i do not know...BEFORE AT RHINO CHARGE: Cess has a problem with her suruali when she is drunk. Same thing happened 2 years ago at the Rhino Charge. Cess is out there with some Nivea girls. Gets herself very drunk at the Pavement Club bash, falls for this young jamaa whom she takes out to the bushes for a quickie. Unfortunately her butt was like a dart board with cactus having pricked her pretty bad when the 'msimamo style' failed and she fell. Sunday morning she is still drink and when we get to Sportsman Hotel in Nanyuki the tu-thorns become a nightmare. should I add more. But to be very candid CESS you are a very nice person, outgoing, interactive and truly God's Gift. MORUME.
OLIVIER OTIENO (DOUBLE O)
I think you are a good presenter, but your face is very good for radio and your voice outstanding for television. You are a stereotypical Nairobi girl with limited education and identification with a class you don't belong to. You act and talk like a typical wanna bee, not your specific mistake you are plain and simple a greenhorn. OK before I proceed, this NEWS FLASH will be posted on the net as often as I feel inclined. I would have been a gossip columnist, but I was not given an opportunity to show my prowess, I remain as elusive as the guy in DARK ANGEL in a wheel chair. I hope you people watch our National TV channels or are you all on cable. By the way CAROL considering that Ketan Somaia was your neighbour and is in the coolers, do you miss him? Free lunch and all. By the way has Patrick decided which house he is buying you, I know LAKEVIEW was too expensi ve (15M) and you thought that having a Kompressor certified you as rich. Last time I checked which I have to admit was a couple of years ago your salary was 190,000, you must be near or about 300,00 with perks of course.
I will not comment about CAROL MUTOKO I have a special feature for her, I assure you this will bring the house down if you know what I mean. CAROL, I have studied you immensely and I really respect you for one reason. You really broke down when you recalled the case of the kid who underwent numerous operations in Kenyatta Hospital, and to quote you the operation was performed by a Quack, I hope that is the spelling. You finished your Masters, so who cares, I have one, but you are using that forum to edify yourself. You are such an egoistic, egocentric, fat lousy lay, and your academic qualifications mean zilch.
By the way this is a wake up call. I will most definitely strip our local musicians naked. They have so much #### it's astounding. But for the next three sessions I'm focused on media personalities.
ITALIA "Skinny" MA-whatever:Kids in the first place shouldn't perform adult chores they have to grow up first. Infact what is so hard about doing a sales job, get experience and finesse then go on air. Infact you're losing your virginity at such a tender age has destabilised you completely. Tell DJ CK to look for girls his own age. Why do you have qualities like "DOUBLE O" you must be soul mates. I have also discovered that children from an interracial background have very interesting traits, but yours are not Kool they are sad. I always wonder don't you eat or are you convinced that when you look emaciated, dwindled and skeletal you are a BOMB. Look PINKY was a beauty queen but she has some worthwhile flesh. Don't go anywhere near Florida, not during the Tornado Francis but later, Francis will definitely leave you naked. By the way your body size reflects your boring self. With no food in you, interaction with senile men, a defective upbringing, and also your past life you are bound to be a flop. In you're past life you were a male Chihuahua. I hope you believe in reincarnation. By the way PINKY was an Egyptian Princess.
PINKY GHELANI:One of my most favourite presenters, down to earth, very accommodating to all and sundry. Considering that she is a chutie she really goes with the vibe. She could easily work with East fm, but she decided to bag her eggs with Capital fm. Infact I wouldn't be surprised to hear that she hangs out with a black jamaa. By the way PINKY teach those funny presenters in Capital how to be real. But I guess you mind your own ####. One flaw you have and I don't blame you because of your past life is listening to all those Kenyan musicians, who come into the studio and try to do a very very cheap of a Boyz 2 Men talk show. I at times hear it in your voice, you're like, damn these guys are boring, continue writing articles you will go places girlfriend.
OK people I will stop right there, watch out this is just the beginning.
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