[nyukitamu]

Ssup u guyz?! Jst thot it's gettin 2 dry up in here so i've come up with an idea to involve every1 in Mashada on this 1. It's summin we used 2 do when the lights potead bck home and we'd wish they didnt come back on cause we were havin too much fun with it... (minds off da gutter!):-)

The thing is...i start a story and include at least 1 member of mashada in it, and someone else picks from where i left off and includes someone else in mashada and so on and so forth. There are no limits. Be as creative as possible. Just remember tht it's compulsory to include ATLEAST 1 member of mashada. Ur personal thots should be in lower case and the story SHOULD BE in CAPITAL LETTERS!


***IT HAD BEEN RAINING ALL NIGHT LONG AND IT WAS TOO WET FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT FETCHING WOOD. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A WEEK AGO BUT PROCRASTINATION GOT THE BEST OF ME. I QUICKLY WRAP MY KANGA AROUND MYSELF AND SET OUT INTO THE FOREST TO PASS TIME BEFORE THE WHOLE VILLAGE AWAKES. AS I MAKE MY WAY DEEPER INTO THE FOREST, I HEAR STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM A CAVE NEARBY. I SLOWLY CREEP TO ITS ENTRANCE AND PEEP INSIDE. LO AND BEHOLD, IT'S 'BACHELOR' WOOING A BABY PANTHER! AS I SLOWLY RETREAT AWAY FROM THE CAVE,...***

[reggie_woic]

>***IT HAD BEEN RAINING ALL NIGHT LONG AND IT WAS TOO WET FOR
>ME TO THINK ABOUT FETCHING WOOD. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A
>WEEK AGO BUT PROCRASTINATION GOT THE BEST OF ME. I QUICKLY
>WRAP MY KANGA AROUND MYSELF AND SET OUT INTO THE FOREST TO
>PASS TIME BEFORE THE WHOLE VILLAGE AWAKES. AS I MAKE MY WAY
>DEEPER INTO THE FOREST, I HEAR STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM A
>CAVE NEARBY. I SLOWLY CREEP TO ITS ENTRANCE AND PEEP INSIDE.
>LO AND BEHOLD, IT'S 'BACHELOR' WOOING A BABY PANTHER! AS I
>SLOWLY RETREAT AWAY FROM THE CAVE,...***

nice idea, nyuki!! i've played this before in another blog site except it was 5 words
this should be fun if people just join in.
here goes....

***....MY EYE CATCHES BACHELOR DROPPPING HIS PANTS. KNOWING BACHELOR AND HIS REPUTATION WITH CATS, I'M ANYTHING BUT SURPRISED BY THAT ACTION; HOWEVER I DO FEEL PITY FOR THE PANTHER. JUST AS I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL, IN WALKS WAJIBU WEARING PANTYHOSE AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE....***

[nyukitamu]

Ha ha... u caught onto da idea pretty quick. Thanks.

[Nineball]

NINEBALL WALKS BY AND FINDS BACHELOR DOING HIS THING WITH THE BABY PANTHER. NINEBALL GIVES BACHELOR AN ASS WHUPPING FOR THIS DISGRACEFULL ACT. JUST AS NINEBALL IS ABOUT TO FINISH HIM OFF, HE REMEMBERS HE HAS OTHER ISSUES TO DEAL WITH. SHINASKI AND WANTAI HAVE BEEN IN HIS MIND AND HE IS STILL TRYING TO GET THE NERVE TO PROPOSE A TWO WAY MARRIAGE.....

[reggie_woic]

CONFUSED, REGGIE WONDERS WHY NINEBALL WANTS IN ON A RELATIONSHIP ALREADY INVOLVING ANOTHER MAN. HE BEGINS TO THINK THAT THE ***** WHOOPING GIVEN TO BACHELOR WAS A COVER UP TO HIDE THE FACT THAT NINEBALL HAD HIS EYES ON THE PANTHER AS WELL.

lol! i'm loving this!!

[cwangari]

REGGIE SETS OFF TO THE WOODS, IN SEARCH OF HER SECRET LOVER
'HEY NINEBALL' SHOUTS REGGIE,
'SPARE MY BELOVED SECRET LOVER!'
'I SPIKED HIS COFFEE THIS MORNING WITH CUCAMONGA HOPING THAT HE WOULD SCREW THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT SOON AS I STRIPPED NAKED HE TOOK OFF TO THE WOODS SCREAMING AND YELLING'
'ALL I WANTED WAS SOME LOVING, YOU KNOW EVER SINCE I GOT THIS FAKE BREAST IMPLANTS, HE HAS TOTALLY REJECTED ME' CRIED REGGIE


Lmao!

[manziwanairobi1]

POOR REGGIE - JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER WANTAI WALKED INTO THE SCENE WITH A POLICE UNIFORM (Reggie is the mashada residential popo) AS HE HAD STRIPPED NAKED IN HOPES OF GETTING SUMMIN SUMMIN ;-).

WANTAI - LOOKS OVER AS SHINASHKI IS RUNNING TO COME GET HER/ILUMI/MANZI TO DRAG THEIR ASSES TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME SERIOUS RECORDING SESSION.

CWANGARI PROCEEDS TO SIT BY THE TREE AND OBSERVES THE MADNESS NONCHALANTLY.


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"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"---- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[cwangari]

'REGGIE!' SHOUTED WANTAI
'YOU HAVE A PENI$'
'OHHH YOU TWO FACED GORILLA, YOU TRICKED ME INTO SLEEPING WITH YOU AND YOU HAVE A PENI$' CRIED WANTAI
WANTAI GRABS HIS MACHETE HIDDEN IN HIS PANTS AND SETS OFF TO ATTACK REGGIE.
'WANTAI..WANTAAIIII'
'WOOOIII, WOLOLOLO YAYE!'
'BUT I AM A WOMAN WANTAI, THE ONLY MISSING PART IS THE VAGINAH, SPARE ME MY BELOVED'RETORTED REGGIE
WANTAI GRABS REGGIE BY THE NECK, PINS HIM ONTO THE TREE AND HAMMERS HIS PENI$ WITH A 9INCH NAIL ONNTO THE TREE.
MANZIWANAIROBI TOOK TO HER HEELS TO SPREAD THE WORD TO THE REST OF THE VILLAGERS!

hehehehehehehe i love this! tooooo funny!

[reggie_woic]

lol!!

THE DOORBELL RINGS, AND REGGIE AWAKES WITH A START FROM HIS NIGHTMARE. HE GROPES HIMSELF DOWN THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING IS STILL THERE; IT IS. HE GOES TO ANSWER THE DOOR....
WHY IT'S PEBBLES NIBBLES! SHE HAS COME TO GIVE HIM PAMPHLETS ABOUT SDA AND SHARE GOD'S GOOD WORD. HE SLAMS THE DOOR IN HER FACE BEFORE SHE CAN FINISH SAYING "SATURDAY". THEN THE PHONE RINGS...

oh! reggie also hopes that people will stop hating on him and his *ahem*

[shayvonne]

>lol!!
>
>THE DOORBELL RINGS, AND REGGIE AWAKES WITH A START FROM HIS
>NIGHTMARE. HE GROPES HIMSELF DOWN THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT
>EVERYTHING IS STILL THERE; IT IS. HE GOES TO ANSWER THE
>DOOR....
>WHY IT'S PEBBLES NIBBLES! SHE HAS COME TO GIVE HIM PAMPHLETS
>ABOUT SDA AND SHARE GOD'S GOOD WORD. HE SLAMS THE DOOR IN HER
>FACE BEFORE SHE CAN FINISH SAYING "SATURDAY". THEN THE PHONE
>RINGS...
>
>oh! reggie also hopes that people will stop hating on him and
>his *ahem*


Ring..Ring... HE HESITATES..FINALY PICKS UP THE RECIEVER... REGGIE CLEARS HIS THROAT.."HELOO" DAMN! ITS BACHELOR...HE STATES THAT REGGIE HAS TO MEET HIM AT MASKAN ASAP!! HE STATES HE WAS AT MR.CESSAY FARM TENDING TO HIS HORSES AND HE IS STUCK INSIDE ONE OF THEM(when a horse sayz neigh neigh..it doess mean it!!). MR.CESSAY AND HIS NEW BRIDE SHAYVONNE HAVE BEEN OUT IN SEYCHELLES FOR THEIR HONEYMOON...BUT THEY WILL BE BACK THAT SAME EVENING...AS SOON AS REGGIE PUTS DOWN THE RECEIVER.....