[Kenyan chic]

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>lilfox, keep everything relevant to the story in caps please.

Like you said @Reggie, I've done the 5words b4 & honestly prefer it better. Some storoz are just a little too much.

[Elianto]

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[Bachelor]

STIFF JIZZ DRIPPING STANDING AT A KIMBO BACHELOR ORDERS "ON YOUR KNEES!! LIKE OSAMA ON HIS PRAYER MAT AND LET ALL YOUR SHYITTERS FACE MECCA REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER"
RIMMING THE RELAXED SPHINCTERS BEFORE GIVING 7 FYUCKS EACH

[cwangari]

JUST AS ELIANTO WAS DONE DEFILING THE POOR LAMB, HE GETS UP TO ZIP UP HIS PANTS AND TO HIS UTTER SUPRISE, THE LAMB BEGINS TO TURN INTO A HUMAN....WHO COULD THIS BE? CURIOUSLY ELIANTO WALKS TOWARDS THE HELPLESS BODY, TURNS THE HEAD TO HAVE A GLIMPSE OF THE HUMAN'S FACE!
OHHH NOOO! ITS HIS GRANDMOTHER COOKIE! GRANDMA COOKIE GRABS ELIANTO'S D1CK AND PROCEEDS TO STICK HER FANGS INTO HIS PENI$!
'WAAAAAHHHHHHHhHHHHHHH SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMAN OFF MY CHIKITA BANANA!" CRIES OUT ELIANTO

hehehehehhehe

[Beenie_gal]

SOSODEF BEGINS TO SHAKE BCOZ 2 WEEKS EARLIER ELIANTO HAD THREATENED 2 F@CK HIM LOOKING AT HIM WITH A CROOKED SMILE AND DEVELISH EYES.MEANWHILE COOKIE STARTS ON ELIANTO AS BACHELOR WALKS IN AND SLAPS HIS WIFE *COOKIE* FOR THE BAD BEHAVIOUR, "U WENT 2 UR' OWN GRANDSON!!??"U MEAN I NEVER GAVE U WHAT U WANTED?!!" HE SHOUTED WITH TEAR FILLED EYEZ!!THEN SUPERMAN AND CATSKILL WALKED IN AND PUTT CUFFS ON ELIANTO!!

[shayvonne]

suggestion..can post move towards real life events..other than fckn eith each other n animals..more like a ROAD TRIP..with all mashadites..comon yall1!

[jmburus]

..THEN SUDDENLY BOOOMMMMM !!!!

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newedition NYAMBAs

THE EXPLOSION IS SEEN ALL THE WAY IN SEYSHELLES BY KINA SHAY AND JC

[mumgy]

MEANWHILE THE VILLAGE BANQUET IS TODAY...A LOT OF DRAMA IS EXPECTED. NDUNE SENT HER APOLOGIES TO THE RELIEF OF MANY. THE FOLLOWING COUPLES ARE EXPECTED:

SHAYVONNE~JC
MANZI WA NAI~NXELE
WANTAI~KEMI
GIRL82~MANDMERU
CATSKILLS~CB
SHONANA~ELIANTO
NADIA~JMBURUS
NEWEDITION~BEENIE GAL
CWANGARI~NDUU

THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT AND THE HOTTEST COUPLE WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE END OF TONIGHT...

[cwangari]

>MEANWHILE THE VILLAGE BANQUET IS TODAY...A LOT OF DRAMA IS
>EXPECTED. NDUNE SENT HER APOLOGIES TO THE RELIEF OF MANY. THE
>FOLLOWING COUPLES ARE EXPECTED:
>
>SHAYVONNE~JC
>MANZI WA NAI~NXELE
>WANTAI~KEMI
>GIRL82~MANDMERU
>CATSKILLS~CB
>SHONANA~ELIANTO
>NADIA~JMBURUS
>NEWEDITION~BEENIE GAL
>CWANGARI~NDUU
>
>THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT AND THE HOTTEST COUPLE WILL BE
>ANNOUNCED AT THE END OF TONIGHT...

UNFORTUNATELY AN INVITATION SENT OUT TO THE VILLAGE COOK, MUMGY, FAILS TO BE DELIVERED, AND THE COOK IS VERY CROSS! CHEF MUMGY, DECIDES TO MIX UP SOME MILK OF MAGNESIUM WITH THE FOOD AT THE BANQUET...GUESTS ARE POURING IN....SHAYVONNE AND JC, MANZI WA NAI~NXELE, WANTAI~KEMI, GIRL82~MANDMERU, CATSKILLS~CB, SHONANA~ELIANTO, NADIA~JMBURUS, NEWEDITION~BEENIE GAL.....WAIT A MINUTE...CWANGARI IS ALONE, SHE IS LOOKING STUNNNING, IN TIGHT FITTING EVENING GOWN, THE VILLAGE WOMEN ARE CLINGING ONTO THEIR HUSBANDS, WHISPERING AMONGST THEMSELVES....

[mumgy]

>>MEANWHILE THE VILLAGE BANQUET IS TODAY...A LOT OF DRAMA IS
>>EXPECTED. NDUNE SENT HER APOLOGIES TO THE RELIEF OF MANY.
>THE
>>FOLLOWING COUPLES ARE EXPECTED:
>>
>>SHAYVONNE~JC
>>MANZI WA NAI~NXELE
>>WANTAI~KEMI
>>GIRL82~MANDMERU
>>CATSKILLS~CB
>>SHONANA~ELIANTO
>>NADIA~JMBURUS
>>NEWEDITION~BEENIE GAL
>>CWANGARI~NDUU
>>
>>THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT AND THE HOTTEST COUPLE WILL BE
>>ANNOUNCED AT THE END OF TONIGHT...
>
>UNFORTUNATELY AN INVITATION SENT OUT TO THE VILLAGE
>WITCHDOCTOR, MUMGY, FAILS TO BE DELIVERED, AND THE WITCHDOCTOR
>IS VERY CROSS! WITCHDOCTOR MUMGY, DECIDES CURSE THE WHOLE
>BANQUET AND EVERYONE WHO MAY ATTEND IT. HE CALLS UPON gods OF
>THE SEA, HE CHANTS TO THE MOUNTAINS AND CALLS UPON THE DEVILS
>OF THE MOUNTAIN TO ERUPT AND SWALLOW UP THE WHOLE VILLAGE!


*That aint funny* First mumgy is a chick second i am not party to evil...even in jokes!!!