[milanya]

MILANYA BURSTS IN AND BEGS REGGIE NOT TO GO...HE MISINTERPRETS THIS ACTION AS MILANYA'S DECLARATION OF LOVE, BUT IT'S FAR FROM THAT, SHE KNOWS THAT AFTER ALL,THE CALL IS JUST A PLOY FOR BACHELOR TO CORNER REGGIE ALL ALONE...

[cwangari]

MILANYA EVENTUALLY CONVINCED REGGIE NOT TO GO AND OFFERED HIM A CRATE OF KIBAO VODKA. REGGIE POPS UP ONE BOTTLE AND GAZZLES ITS DOWN WHILE MILANYA STARES IN DISBELIEF! REGGIE PASSES OUT AND MILANYA STRIPS HIM NAKED AND TIES HIM UP, AND BUNDLES HIS BODY IN THE BOOT OF HIS CAR AND DRIVES OFF!

[bamboozle]

MEANWHILE AT MR.CESSAYS FARM,BACHELOR IS STILL STUCK IN ONE OF THE HORSES.IT BEEN ABOUT 20MIN AND HE'S LIKING IT,(scratch that)HE'S LOVING IT!IN HIS MIND HE'S PRAYING THAT HIS MENTOR ELIANTO WOULD SEE THIS(hoping to score some brownie points)HE WOULD SURELY APPROVE!HIS THOUGHTS ARE CUT SHORT BY FOOTSTEPS COMING HIS AND THE HORSES WAY!WHO COULD IT BE!?TWO NAMES POP INTO HIS MIND;NDUNE AND ELIANTO........

[KEMINOKANA]

Stop the story for a minute. Wantai is Female! Lol@cwangari. story continues.

[manziwanairobi1]

NDUNE AND ELIANTO ARE LOOKING RATHER 'ROUGH'. ACTUALLY NDUNE's HAIR LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAGE RESIDENT CRAZY LADY's; SHE MUTTERS INCOMPREHENSIBLES IN KAO AND PROCEEDS TO DO THE OOMPA LOOMPA, YABA DABA DOOOO DANCE HOPING THAT JMBURUS WHO IS SITTED UNDER A MUGUMO TREE WOULD EYE HER AND ASK HER FOR A SHAG AT THE NEXT TREE SHADE. JMBURUS AT THIS POINT IS WHACKED AND IS DROWNING IN ONE BIG GIGANTIC BOTTLE OF TUSKER.

SEEING THAT NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN HER, NDUNE GRABS THE NEXT BRANCH AND PROCEEDS TO 'EXCITE' SELF THE BEST WAY SHE KNOWS HOW, IN FULL VIEW OF MASHADA UMATI.



lmao!!!!!!!!!

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"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"---- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Beenie_gal]

BEENIE STYLISHLY WALKS IN 2 THE WOODS LOOKING FOR HER LOST PANTHER AND FINDS NDUNE DOING HER DEED!!SHE JUMPS UP AND LETS OUT A LOUD WAIL AS BLOOD SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE!
SHE THEN TRIES TO RUN FOR HELP FROM WANTAI, BUT FINDS WANTAI CRYING FOR REGGIE!(wapi Regina lmao)SHE QUICKLY CHANGES DIRECTION AND RUNS TOWARDS MANZI WHO IS BEATING UP BACHELOR FOR HIS BAD BEHAVIOUR OF ******** CATS!(i havent realized that my panther woz getting shagged)I STARTED RUNNING THROUGH THE SHAMBA ONLY TO FIND ELIANTO AND THE SHEEP GETTING IT ON!!!
SHE THEN REALIZES THAT ONLY ONE SANE WOMAN CAN COME TO NDUNE'S RESCUE-----WANGARI--





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++ *I'm Young, I'm Fly & I'ma stay flashy till the day that I die++

[manziwanairobi1]

>
WANGARI TRIES TO GRAB NDUNE AWAY FROM THE BRUNCH STICKING IN HER GENITALS IN VAIN. MEANWHILE NDUNE IS ON CLOUD 9 BECAUSE THE BRANCHES IS DOING WONDERS INSIDE HER. ELIANTO GETS OFF FROM MOUNTING THE SHEEP AND BACHELOR FROM BEENIE'S PANTHER TO WATCH NDUNE BECAUSE CLEARLY HER MOANS, GROANS AND WHIMPS ARE DISTURBING THE PEACE IN THE FOREST.

REGGIE BY NOW IS FULLY DRESSED IN HIS POLICE UNFORM AND IS WALKING TOWARDS WANTAI WHO HAS SILENTLY BEEN QUITE THROUGH THE WHOLE FIASCO.

LILFOX IS ON THE NEXT TREE TAKING PAPARAZZI PICS LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE THIS NDUNE SAGA IS ONE TABLOID FODDER IN THE VILLAGE RUMOR MILL.

[lilfox12]

>WHOLE FIASCO.
>
>LILFOX IS ON THE NEXT TREE TAKING PAPARAZZI PICS LIKE CRAZY
>BECAUSE THIS NDUNE SAGA IS ONE TABLOID FODDER IN THE VILLAGE
>RUMOR MILL.


Young Fox is making smoke signals to beckon the whole village to witness the village idiot, Ndune, excite herself. She must be on some kukumanga, Young Fox thinks to herself. Surely it does not take an hour to 'get off'!

A crowd is slowly gathering to watch this somewhat pocessesed woman thrust the branch deep inside of her. The crowd shudders collectively! Her insides must be made of steel!

Evil spirits are lurking around the forest as Bachelor is still clinging to the panther and Elianto is tearing apart the poor sheep! He's insatiable!

The Mashada villagers need to appease the gods before some unfortunate person is pocessed with the spirit of lewd acts!

[sosodef]

Then sosodef showed up and yelled shut the f up!!!!

[reggie_woic]

>>WHOLE FIASCO.
>>
>>LILFOX IS ON THE NEXT TREE TAKING PAPARAZZI PICS LIKE CRAZY
>>BECAUSE THIS NDUNE SAGA IS ONE TABLOID FODDER IN THE VILLAGE
>>RUMOR MILL.
>
>
>Young Fox is making smoke signals to beckon the whole village
>to witness the village idiot, Ndune, excite herself. She must
>be on some kukumanga, Young Fox thinks to herself. Surely it
>does not take an hour to 'get off'!
>
>A crowd is slowly gathering to watch this somewhat pocessesed
>woman thrust the branch deep inside of her. The crowd shudders
>collectively! Her insides must be made of steel!
>
>Evil spirits are lurking around the forest as Bachelor is
>still clinging to the panther and Elianto is tearing apart the
>poor sheep! He's insatiable!
>
>The Mashada villagers need to appease the gods before some
>unfortunate person is pocessed with the spirit of lewd acts!
>


REGGIE, NOW COMPLETELY DRESSED, SUGGESTS A SACRIFICE. THE VILLAGERS DECIDE ON SOSODEF COLLECTIVELY AND UNANIMOUSLY. THEY...

lilfox, keep everything relevant to the story in caps please.