[nyakis]

Only in Kenya.......
fire fighters show up without water to put out the fire.


police cars are out of gas so they are not gonna be there when your ass is being robbed

gun haina bullet when there is a shoot out

999 line has been disconnected

cops put you in a mahindra (if u don't toa kitu kidogo) after picking u in town and throw u in city mortuary if you you are too drunk.

cops will put u in a mahindra with a corpse.