[cwangari]

The next tyme you're in a Luo's house, just say
you're cool, however hungry or thirsty you may be!

I recently paid a visit to a my buddy Jatelo's hao
and ended up not having anything to drink despite

the offer.

Below is how the offer was made:

Question: "what would you like to have - fruit,
juice,soda, tea, chocolate, milo or coffee?

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
Bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?"

Answer: "Ceylon tea"

Question: "How would you like it? black or white?"

Answer: "White"

Question: Milk,Whitener, or Condensed Milk?"

Answer: "With Milk"

Question: "Goat Milk, camel milk, cow milk?"

Answer: "with cow milk please"

Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner
cow?"

Answer: "Jatelo, I will take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetner, sugar
or honey?"

Answer: "With Sugar"

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Jowa! Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"

Answer: "Gee!! I give up just forget about
everything

Owada just chunga when you arrive at a Jango's
place.

Aiiiii....yawa!

[cwangari]

Mr.Njoroge comes home one night, and his wife throws
> her arms
> around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month
> overdue. I think
> we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a
> test today, but
> until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
>
> The next day, Mrs.Njoroge receives a telephone call
> from KPLC because
> the electricity bill has not been paid.
>
> " Am I speaking to Mrs.Njoroge ? "
>
> "Yes...... speaking" dewa guy, "You're a month
> overdue, you know!"
>
> "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
>
> "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the KPLC guy
> .
>
> "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW
> ?????"
>
> " Yes . We have a system of finding out who's
> overdue "
> " GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
> "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I
> have to
> inform you that you are overdue"
> "I know that ....... let me talk to my husband
> about this tonight.
> .... he will speak to your company tomorrow"
>
> That night, she tells her husband about the visit,
> and he, mad as
> a bull, rushes to KPLC office the next day morning.
>
> "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife
> is a month
> overdue? What business is that of yours?" the
> husband shouts.
>
> "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at
> KPLC, "it's
> nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
>
> "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
>
> "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
> cut yours off."
>
> "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
>
> "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a
> candle!!!"
>
> LO!!

[Shinashki]

After a long night of making love, boyfriend notices a photo of another man in the photo-stand besides the bed.

He begins to worry. Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then!!! ???" he demands........

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"That's me before the surgery."

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Niko Mashada