[NDUU MWANA A NGUNGU]

The doc has told me I had food poisoning,then I remembered it must have been the nyam chom nilidish jana! I dont mean to offend anyone,just that nataka kuwa-show how today is a day that I will never sahau,baada ya kuji-embarrass videadly!
Ilikuwa meeting ya the management team at my new place am working at!At first I thought it was a normal fart so I let it out,Meeen I wish I wasnt born after I did that coz actually I was endeshaing!
everyone in the room noticed and I had to excuse ma self to the bathroom!The manager(Iam second in command)gave me a day off!
I dont know how the rest of the team will think of me!I've only been there for a week!'Baada ya maternity leave'

[Deevah]

You want to know what the rest will think of you? two words
Shyte boy

[ngong]

i've been there where u think its a fart then there is something xtra coming out. my policy is if ur stomach is aching and there is a lot of gaseous movement huko ndani, u beta kaza and fart it out when u firmly sitted on the chodi. better safe than sorry.

[Beenie_gal]

this thread is disgusting!!!!
x( all about sh1t!! eeewwww x(

[Wantai]

nduu must be the left-overs, No food-wasting policy that ur dear wife has instigated upon u. Check the settings on ur refrigerator.
http://www.mashada.com/forums/index/...8626/index.php

[Sanaa-]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Wantai lol

[baibygirl]

> Ilikuwa meeting ya the management team at my new place am
>working at!At first I thought it was a normal fart so I let
>it out,Meeen I wish I wasnt born after I did that coz actually
>I was endeshaing!
> everyone in the room noticed and I had to excuse ma self to
>the bathroom!The manager(Iam second in command)gave me a day
>off!
> I dont know how the rest of the team will think of me!I've
>only been there for a week!'Baada ya maternity leave'



Shame on you. How could you even fart in a room fool of people!?!


"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

[spider-ndwalz]

LOL!!!!.....only nduu can actually post this here...gosh...ka ingikuwa mimi- i would have quit that jobo-unless ofcourse it was paying good cash..i'd stay...but every other time i would cringe and remember that ka-day i unleashed the toxic bomb blast!! gosh...so now how do you think they look at you ? lol!!!

[louis1]

Maze nilichekelea Nduu and today it got me. I went to some chineese restaurant and ate pork ribs and fried rice. This is a restaurant that I pass daily on my way home but never tried it.

Maze hardly 30 mins I was on my to walmart I swear I was contemplating pulling over at some bushy place. Mpaka the mind stops working and nothing really maters. At walmart I went huko mwisho where I was sure lazima iko parking and ran carefully mpaka restrooms. But maze the relief it paid off! Ive heard a joke abt how hard it is trying to diarhoea silently in a public restroom. Yea, its tough...

Hio place sirudi ata kama iko under new management!