Ignorance ama plain stupidity

nyambitches1 · (#1 (**permalink**))

So i'm late for lectures and my face is in mbaya need 4 moisturiser...so mimi nani, i decide to ingia Boots and get a small sachet of moisturiser angalau i look presentable. In my haste i pick the most attractive 1 and decide kuulizia mbele kama it's suitable for my skin. The que is building up(mind u most of dem r students) and i'm getting impatient. I finally make it to the counter and weka my best British accent, "Hi ya! is this 4 oily or dry skin?". The lady smiles, stretches forward and semaz, "It does'nt matter coz u aint wearin it" and i look closely at the pack and to my horror it's actually a condom!!!! I never made it 4 lecture and i still skia da snickerin! Lesson of da day...If it aint killed me it makes me stronger :9

gorgy · (#2 (**permalink**))

Tehehehe....tha one is funny.lol!

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Playeress · (#3 (**permalink**))

Q- Ignorance ama plain stupidity?
A- PLAIN STUPIDITY!

Skatman · (#4 (**permalink**))

Playeress that's worse than stupid..
Just making other stupid people look worse.

Discovery is seeing what everybody else has seen, and thinking what nobody else has thought.

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Playeress · (#5 (**permalink**))

>Playeress that's worse than stupid..
>Just making other stupid people look worse.
>

enyewe skatman,
it appears we have a female version of Nduu

mahatma · (#6 (**permalink**))

>enyewe skatman,
>it appears we have a female version of Nduu
>

@Playchiq
This here is just the former "beenie gal". Just changed handles.

angelwings · (#7 (**permalink**))

>Q- Ignorance ama plain stupidity?
>A- PLAIN STUPIDITY!

why don't ppl read the labels on what their buying? sielewi watu, whatever the mad rush is abt... one must read the label! heish

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To give you His grace and send you His love.

angelwings · (#8 (**permalink**))

>
>>enyewe skatman,
>>it appears we have a female version of Nduu
>>
>
>@Playchiq
>This here is just the former "beenie gal". Just changed
>handles.

nduu-ess indeed... the secret handle nyambwhatever must hve been to be rude and explicit.. explains the unwarranted tantrums too!

The Savior is waiting somewhere above
To give you His grace and send you His love.

Mand meru · (#9 (**permalink**))

Definately upumbavu!

Playeress · (#10 (**permalink**))

>@Playchiq
>This here is just the former "beenie gal". Just changed
>handles.

Maha,
and i was wondering why this retard's fart smells so familiar.
shulda known it was miss maharagwe