CELTEL'S PHONE CARE TIPS

chatterly · (#1 (**permalink**))

I was in Celtels website, saw some funny things...they are givin you tips on how to take care of your cell phone...here goes
* Keep your phone out of reach of children
OK, i agree
* Always keep it completely dry
Like i would stand under the shower with my cellphone/go swimming with it
* Do not use or store it in dusty, dirty places
If i live in a dusty city what should i do? move to the next house? there are some pple who are just dirrrtttty, what should they do?
* Do not store your phone in strong sunlight
Jameni, kwani cell phone ina solar battery?
* Do not drop, knock or shake your phone
If i get pissed off vibaya i might throw my phone against the wall, kama simu inaleta uzuri i will shake it like kibuyu
* Do not use chemicals or detergents to clean your phone
Why do we have good old OMO? sabuni inaosha nguo za mzee, za mamaa, nappy za watoi, canvas shoes, floors, samaki(!)so why not simu? kama ni chafu...safisha!
* Do not paint your phone
Now we are talking creativity....kama simu ni nyeusi plain why not weka maridadi kitoko pwane?
* Do not open your phone and try to repair it yourself
Some of us are talented...or just plain curious...or too stingy to peleka kitu ndogo ivo kwa fundi, so let the fundi in me rule!

:-)

Playeress · (#2 (**permalink**))

>I was in Celtels website, saw some funny things...they are
>givin you tips on how to take care of your cell phone...here
>goes
> * Keep your phone out of reach of children
>OK, i agree
> * Always keep it completely dry
>Like i would stand under the shower with my cellphone/go
>swimming with it
> * Do not use or store it in dusty, dirty places
>If i live in a dusty city what should i do? move to the next
>house? there are some pple who are just dirrrtttty, what
>should they do?
> * Do not store your phone in strong sunlight
>Jameni, kwani cell phone ina solar battery?
> * Do not drop, knock or shake your phone
>If i get pissed off vibaya i might throw my phone against the
>wall, kama simu inaleta uzuri i will shake it like kibuyu
> * Do not use chemicals or detergents to clean your phone
>Why do we have good old OMO? sabuni inaosha nguo za mzee, za
>mamaa, nappy za watoi, canvas shoes, floors, samaki(!)so why
>not simu? kama ni chafu...safisha!
> * Do not paint your phone
>Now we are talking creativity....kama simu ni nyeusi plain why
>not weka maridadi kitoko pwane?
> * Do not open your phone and try to repair it yourself
>Some of us are talented...or just plain curious...or too
>stingy to peleka kitu ndogo ivo kwa fundi, so let the fundi in
>me rule!
>

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and the point of the post ni???? (pole if i sound rude, a very genuine question)

chatterly · (#3 (**permalink**))

The point is....si lazima uniambie what to do with my phone, any straight thinkin human knows that they cant tumbukiza their cell in water and expect it to function like kawa....and who has ever painted their simus?
I just found these "phone care tips" ovyo tu...coz i dont need to be told to take an umbrella when i can clearly see that it is pouring out there!

Got the point? :-)

Playeress · (#4 (**permalink**))

>The point is....si lazima uniambie what to do with my phone,
>any straight thinkin human knows that they cant tumbukiza
>their cell in water and expect it to function like kawa....and
>who has ever painted their simus?
>I just found these "phone care tips" ovyo tu...coz i dont need
>to be told to take an umbrella when i can clearly see that it
>is pouring out there!
>
>Got the point? :-)

ok, I gitch ;)
I guess i had missed ur sarcasm.

chatterly · (#5 (**permalink**))

hey no prob at all, that is why wahenga walisema kuuliza si ujinga
;-)