AM I KENYAN

dodie · (#1 (**permalink**))

Little Njambie came home from school one day slightly confused. His father was a Zulu and his mother was a native of Kenya. So Njambie says, "Mum, am I more Zulu or more of a Kenyan?"
"What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him.
So Njambie father gets home from work and Njambie ask the same question, "Dad, am I more Zulu or more of a Kenyan?"
"What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Zulu or more of a Kenyan?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad. A boy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for 50 Shillings. I don't know whether to talk him down to 25, or wait till its dark and just steal the stupid thing!"

gorgy · (#2 (**permalink**))

Kinda funny.

The past cannot be changed,the future is still in your power-hugh white.
Don't let today's dissapointment cast a shadow on tommorow's dreams.

angelwings · (#3 (**permalink**))

lol... zulu or kyuk?
y do i have this feeling ppl will try to make me swallow my words? :7
The Savior is waiting somewhere above
To give you His grace and send you His love.

wakili-express · (#4 (**permalink**))

>lol... zulu or kyuk?
>y do i have this feeling ppl will try to make me swallow my
>words? :7

Angel ..... not unless we can get you to swallow something else :-)

angelwings · (#5 (**permalink**))

>>lol... zulu or kyuk?
>>y do i have this feeling ppl will try to make me swallow my
>>words? :7
>
>Angel ..... not unless we can get you to swallow something
>else :-)

depends on what... }(

The Savior is waiting somewhere above
To give you His grace and send you His love.

wakili-express · (#6 (**permalink**))

>>>lol... zulu or kyuk?
>>>y do i have this feeling ppl will try to make me swallow my
>>>words? :7
>>
>>Angel ..... not unless we can get you to swallow something
>>else :-)
>
>depends on what... }(
>

what's your pleasure ..?

angelwings · (#7 (**permalink**))

>what's your pleasure ..?

i have a recurring dream... that i was an ice lolly being sucked :D

The Savior is waiting somewhere above
To give you His grace and send you His love.

wakili-express · (#8 (**permalink**))

>>what's your pleasure ..?
>
>i have a recurring dream... that i was an ice lolly being
>sucked :D
>
>
Ice lollies are licked ....

*lick*

angelwings · (#9 (**permalink**))

>>>what's your pleasure ..?
>>
>>i have a recurring dream... that i was an ice lolly being
>>sucked :D
>>
>>
>Ice lollies are licked ....
>
>*lick*

true, but this person was sucking so hard and getting all the colour and flavor out of me :(

The Savior is waiting somewhere above
To give you His grace and send you His love.

Kenya Gikoyo · (#10 (**permalink**))

>>I don't know whether to talk him
>down to 25,

:KYUK

>>or wait till its dark and just steal the stupid
>>thing!"
>

:ZULU