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Default 10 Reasons why Kenya is # 1 country - 08-29-2005, 08:07 AM

1. Kenyans are happy paying the highest bribes
2. We will do whatever Lucy K. asks/dictates us to
3. Every 2nd kenyan is a Bomas fun and referendum supporter
4. Kenyan MPs treat citizens as private properties
5. Anybody who is able to say jambo becomes a kenyan
6. Where people still dream of harvesting money from Europe/USA
7. Where visas are issued to all those who afford to pay for them and not as a filter system for unwanted parasites
8. Where women see any white man as Bill Gates and all blackmen as beggers
9. A country without boundaries and Eastleigh a capital city of another country
10. Where J. Kenyatta must be there and the rest be burried quickly
 
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Default RE: 10 Reasons why Kenya is # 1 country - 08-29-2005, 09:07 AM

i had such an idea in ma head..(the bribe and lucy thing)...great minds think alike!!
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