What if

Mand meru · (#1 (**permalink**))

I was wondering, but just for a second, that what if some of the online mashadites were to meet in real life. Take for example my favourite punchbag OO.

Just what if the following were to meet face to face?.

1. playeress and beenie-gal
2. Onyango Oloo and Tinga Jowi(The hefty OO vs the elusive Tinga)
3. Nduu and Elianto(will possibly set a new marking scheme for idiocy)
4. Nduu and cwangari(might consumate their hatred for one another??)
5. wakili-express and sanaa
6. y5next and mand meru(I'll skin the dunderhead alive)
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Elianto · (#2 (**permalink**))

i have a woollen sweater with a huge elianto mtungi stitched onto it...
i should not be hard to spot in Scotland or Nairobi

shayvonne · (#3 (**permalink**))

>I was wondering, but just for a second, that what if some of
>the online mashadites were to meet in real life. Take for
>example my favourite punchbag OO.
>
>Just what if the following were to meet face to face?.
>
>1. playeress and beenie-gal(I HAS TO SEE THIS ONE)
>2. Onyango Oloo and Tinga Jowi(The hefty OO vs the elusive
>Tinga)
>3. Nduu and Elianto(will possibly set a new marking scheme for
>idiocy)AND END UP SETTING A GUINESS RECORD
>4. Nduu and cwangari(might consumate their hatred for one
>another??)HE MIGHT BREAK THE 26 YR OLD VIRGIN..THE LEGEND
>5. wakili-express and sanaa.MHHHHHH NO COMMENT
>6. y5next and mand meru(I'll skin the dunderhead alive)
>7. Shayvonne n Superman (well hit it till the monin')9
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NDUU MWANA A NGUNGU · (#4 (**permalink**))

>>I was wondering, but just for a second, that what if some
>of
>>the online mashadites were to meet in real life. Take for
>>example my favourite punchbag OO.
>>
>>Just what if the following were to meet face to face?.
>>
>>1. playeress and beenie-gal(I HAS TO SEE THIS ONE)
>>2. Onyango Oloo and Tinga Jowi(The hefty OO vs the elusive
>>Tinga)
>>3. Nduu and Elianto(will possibly set a new marking scheme
>for
>>idiocy)AND END UP SETTING A GUINESS RECORD
>>4. Nduu and cwangari(might consumate their hatred for one
>>another??)HE MIGHT BREAK THE 26 YR OLD VIRGIN..THE LEGEND
>>5. wakili-express and sanaa.MHHHHHH NO COMMENT
>>6. y5next and mand meru(I'll skin the dunderhead alive)
>>7. Shayvonne n Superman (well hit it till the monin')9
>>8. mand meru and mahatma with jmburu on his side,(The morons would have mand meru lynched by the mob)
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cwangari · (#5 (**permalink**))

>4. Nduu and cwangari(might consumate their hatred for one
>another??)

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, WANGARI RUNS AROUND LIKE A FLY THAT HAS BEEN SPRAYED WITH DOOM!!! THEN SHE DROPS DEAD!

cwangari · (#6 (**permalink**))

>>>7. Shayvonne n Superman (well hit it till the monin')9

Why are you forcing on this jamaa and he has declared his love for crazy boo! manyege ni mbaya!

makendeyapaka · (#7 (**permalink**))

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>>4. Nduu and cwangari(might consumate their hatred for one
>>another??)
>
>AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, WANGARI RUNS AROUND LIKE A FLY
>THAT HAS BEEN SPRAYED WITH DOOM!!! THEN SHE DROPS DEAD!

'WANGARI RUNS AROUND LIKE A FLY
THAT HAS BEEN SPRAYED WITH NDUU!!! THEN SHE DROPS DEAD!'

crazy boo · (#8 (**permalink**))

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>>>>7. Shayvonne n Superman (well hit it till the monin')9
>
>Why are you forcing on this jamaa and he has declared his love
>for crazy boo! manyege ni mbaya!

oh he did?..hmmmmmm wangari is really watching out for me :D...missed that one..

cwangari · (#9 (**permalink**))

>>
>>>4. Nduu and cwangari(might consumate their hatred for one
>>>another??)
>>
>>AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, WANGARI RUNS AROUND LIKE A FLY
>>THAT HAS BEEN SPRAYED WITH DOOM!!! THEN SHE DROPS DEAD!
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>'WANGARI RUNS AROUND LIKE A FLY
>THAT HAS BEEN SPRAYED WITH NDUU!!! THEN SHE DROPS DEAD!'

FUNNY! VERRRRYYYY FUNNY! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND TRYING TO MATCH MAKE ME WITH A PYSCHO? haven't you even known kambas and kikuyus cannot mix! Plus am too pretty, and advance for the punk!

Mzungu-Mweusi · (#10 (**permalink**))

Mzungu & Crazyboo=Convo starts:

MM:Oye Crazey;Huyaambo Crazeh?
C:Haroo Musungu?

MM: Nzuri Kabisa Dadangu,Uhali Gani?
CB: Harii Yaguh ni Musuri.

MM: Ati Haree?
CB: eee,Haree Musuri.

MM: Kuna Haree Nzuri hapa Dallas kweli??,Niaje basi tonight?

CB: Nime Thema,Musungu Ya Kwabbah,Haree Yaguh ni Musuri!!!!

Ps.You know i Looo'You right? :)

Pps.You know i really Looo'You right? :D

Key:(Exclusively for the slow and retarded,Nduu,Elianto,Lorenzo et all),:)

MM=Mzungu Mweusi

CB=Crazyboo :D

*I better get the **** outta here before i get A#@# whooped hehe*