fwd::::mean mothers!!

Beenie_gal · (#1 (**permalink**))

Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids ate cakes and biscuits for breakfast, we had to have porridge, tea and bread. When other kids had a fruit cordial and a cake for lunch, we had to eat rice and vegetables .
And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from what other kids had.
My mum insisted on knowing where we were all the times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She had to know whom our friends were, the estate where they lived, and what we were doing with them. She insisted that if we said we would be gone for an hour,we would be gone for an hour or less.
We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve to break the Child Labour Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to cook, scrub the floors, do laundry, and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie awake at night thinking of more
things for us to do. She always insisted on us telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.;(
By the time we were teenagers she could read our minds. Then, life was really tough! my mum wouldn't let our friend's just ring the bell and wait outside the gate. They had to come up to the door so she could meet them. While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16. :P
Because of our mum we missed out on a lot of things other kids experienced. None of us have ever been caught shoplifting,vandalizing other's property or even arrested for any crime. It was all her fault. She never let us get drunk, take up smoking, stay out all night, what a mean mom.
She took us to church and made us know who God is. She prayed endlessly for us, the neighbours, the plants, the animals and the whole world, how boring. She beat us for doing wrong, then told us she was beating sin and that she loved us. What a mean mom.

Now that we have left home, we are all educated, honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean parents just like Mom was.and wot we have realised is that all she woz doing is helping us thanx mum :) :)!!! and I think that is what is wrong with the world today.

It just doesn't have enough mean moms anymore.

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Playeress · (#2 (**permalink**))

sasa now
y dont u indiccate that its a forward so that people arent led to believe u wrote it...not thats its a masterpiece or anything.

Beenie_gal · (#3 (**permalink**))

now r u happy???

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crazy boo · (#4 (**permalink**))

>now r u happy???
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playchiq this is the dumbest kid alive... behaves like a breastfeeding teenager.

cwangari · (#5 (**permalink**))

Beenie, why are people hating?....aaaattsssiiiiii??

Beenie_gal · (#6 (**permalink**))

>this is the dumbest kid alive... behaves like a
>breastfeeding teenager.

Nut biatch,
if u gat breastfeeded by a cows udder untill ur were a teenager, i dont blame u, i honestly blame ur' poor childhood but i suggest u dont involve me in ur' high level of idiocy!!but rather find a phsyciatrist or the cow u sucked from and express all the supressed anger from all those yrz, out on them!!cuz u gat the wrong gurl!
Instead of showing me how stupid & immature u can be!i mean u gat the IQ of a cabbage!!!!
so i urge u 2 take ur' pathetic lil big ass, nusery rhyme, SAVE IT and stop butting in where u gat no biznes biatch!!!

shayvonne · (#7 (**permalink**))

YEAH...WHY R PPLE HATIN BANA....IF U DONT HAVE SHYT TO SAY MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POST...NDUU MIGHT HAVE SOME NEW SHYT!!...WATU WENGINE GAT MAD ISSUES BANA

cwangari · (#8 (**permalink**))

>YEAH...WHY R PPLE HATIN BANA....IF U DONT HAVE SHYT TO SAY
>MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POST...NDUU MIGHT HAVE SOME NEW
>SHYT!!...WATU WENGINE GAT MAD ISSUES BANA

You keep proving me right! Now how the heck would you know that Nduu has a new post if you aint living together! if you and Nduu gots somthin' going on....Good on yah! maybe I should start calling you MRS. NDUU!
Lakini if Nduu's mad girlfriend gets to know you are rocking Nduu's 9cm chipolata, girl you are in so much funk!!

Kida_lipo · (#9 (**permalink**))

>Lakini if Nduu's mad girlfriend gets to know you are rocking
>Nduu's 9cm chipolata, girl you are in so much funk!!

@cwangari, can i assume u meant Nduu's 9cm d!ck? Now, 9cm = 3.54inches. I pray ask: How did u know that? Hebu unleash uhondo.......

...Aint stopping till the fat lady sings

TeamManager · (#10 (**permalink**))

>We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to cook
>,scrub the floors, do laundry, and all sorts of cruel
>jobs.

Thank you mum!

>She always insisted on us telling the
>truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Thank you mum!

>Because of our mum we missed out on a lot of things
>other kids experienced. None of us have ever been caught
>shoplifting,vandalizing other's property or even
>arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.

Thank you mum!

>She never let us get drunk, take up smoking, stay out
>all night, what a mean mom.

Thank you mum!

>She took us to church and made us know who God is.

Thank you mum!

>Now that we have left home, we are all educated, honest
>adults. We are doing our best to be mean parents just
>like Mom was.and wot we have realised is that all she
>woz doing is helping us thanx mum

Thanx MUM!