I DREAMT OF MASHADITES !!!I I SAW SOME OF THEM

Wa Moriondo · (#1 (**permalink**))

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I remember seeing awkward characteristics in my dream I saw the following people.

1.Nyawera1-This chic had big sagging tities with some ****ked up githeri teeth.Yaani the tities were like the grandma in the Nutty Professor and with only one nipple ..the way alikuwa anaringa na kwa hiyo bash with her bleached skin....dayum

2. Tinga-Manze huyo beste ana pua yaani everywhere he passes hakuna Oxygen.The nose was so ****iing wide that he had split it in two.He had a good Car though.

3. Nyandina-Huyo dem ni lanye vibaya sana.Alikuwa manager wa K-Street ana customers wengi.Yaani she is just a giver left and right,drinks and shooshoo like a cow.She charges very little for her services only to mashadites.

4.Jakanam- Huyu Kijana ana kende sodi.

5. Nyakober-This chic had very tough hair with very thick glasses and always hanging around Tinga.

6.Label- He was a dwarf.

7.Bin Laden-As dark as a panther

8. Akina Africanpride,BeauAfrique and Ferria Love-Their breath...wawawa wacha tu!!!!@@#$$$$

IT WAS JUST A DREAM SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE..I WORK UP SCREAMING!!!

pipitp · (#2 (**permalink**))

*sigh* .... Wa Moriondo how come you never dreamt of me?? i mean i waz too sure about that }> ...

is nyandina a woman???

Ferria_love1 · (#3 (**permalink**))

forever beautiful

funny,lakini, that breath u nusad,was yours when u were screaming in ya sleep,and ya mouth was wide open,so was ya nose.That doesnt even qualify as osmosis man.Straight and direct transfer.

shidanyingi · (#4 (**permalink**))

I'm I sensing some tribalistic idiot ignorantly openning his mouth in public?

Mshindi · (#5 (**permalink**))

You reap what you have planted. People are busy planting hatred in the name of humor. Don't ever expect that when you plant cabbages you will reap potatoes.

jakanam · (#6 (**permalink**))

Wa moriondi,

Did you dream of all the people that you mentioned within a night??

It must have been a very long sleep without thinking anything else.

CONGRATULATIONS.

Wa Moriondo · (#7 (**permalink**))

YOU CAN HAVE MULTIPLE DREAMS ALL THIS PEOPLE WERE IN ONE LOCATION...IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE BRIEF NEGATIVE DREAMS...I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED BUT LIKE I SAID IF I OFFENDED ANYONE..POLE

PIPTIP I GUESS I WILL PROBABLY DREAM OF U TONIGHT..LOL

NYAWERA,TINGA AND NYANDINA WERE THE ONES WHO WERE ALL OVER THE DREAM FUSSING

IT WAS JUST A DREAM

Nyako ber · (#8 (**permalink**))

@Wa Moriondo:

Sounds like you had a nightmare... You should avoid fructose and chocolate before bedtime, and always remember to use the restroom and brush your teeth. Have dad look for monsters under the bed. I hope this helps. :)

Labell · (#9 (**permalink**))

Wa Morio..
ARE YOU THE TYPE THAT SLEEPS WITH THERE EYE GLASSES ON IN ORDER TO SEE THRO' THERE DREAMS CLEARLY?COZ HONESTLY IF YOU DIDN'T,THEN IT WASN'T ME THAT YOU SAW.
I AM QUITE INVERSE FROM YOU DREAMS-DREAM HARDER!

nyawera_1 · (#10 (**permalink**))

Wa Morondio,
LOL!
I don’t know where to begin. I’m very flattered that you had a wet dream about me. Have we met before? That description you gave was almost perfect. However, the only thing different is that the githeri teeth are no more, I lost the last 4 last weekend in a bar brawl.