The coroprate angle of a male sex life -
04-26-2002, 04:29 AM
the underground
Member since Apr-15-02
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"The corporate angle of a male sex life"
Look at the different scenarios involved here
1: You walk up to a party and you see this hot girl and you go like "Hi I am good in bed "Hey thats Advertising
2: You walk to a party with your friends and one of them walks up to a girl and he goes like " He is good in bed" That is Marketing
3: You go to a party and you meet a hot chick who gives you her #. You proceed to call her and while talking to her over the phone you tell her "Iam good in bed" That my friends is Telemarketing
4: You meet a hot chick.You proceed to take her out for dinner to a romantic place then when you are walking her home you proceed to tell her you are good in bed .That right there is Public Relations
5: You go to a pool party and you forget to carry a pair if briefs for you somewhat loose trunks .You see this hot chick and you take a dive to impress her and when pulling yourself out of the pool she looks at your "M.P"(military police) and she winks at you .You go to her and youtall her "I am good in bed" That is Direct Sales
6: You walk into a party with alot of females.You quickly take notice is a group of chicks looking at you and giggling.The funny part is you dont even know them.The hottest one in the group walks up to you and I mean this girl is like Sssmokinggg.She then proceeds to whisper in your ear "Baby I hear you are great in bed "my friends right there that is BRAND RECOGNITION........
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