[nasimiyu]

ONLY Kenyans:

1.Are engaged for 5 years or more
2.Never bother to divorce-they just separate
3.Are late to church,work and everything else EXCEPT to the disco when
it is free before 9 pm.
4.Refer to diabetes as 'sugar'(ugonjwa wa SUKARI)
5.Show up to weddings, bridal showers, graduations, Birthdays parties
with a new outfit on with nails and hair done but no gift.
6 In relation to no.5,they eat like parking boys and take a plate home
7.Consider 'clubbing' or 'henging'as a monthly expense
8.Leave bills(instead of insurance money)behind for surviving relatives.
9.Borrow money for a wedding
10.Have mothers who can use curse words and religion all in one sentence
eg.-"Lord give me strength because I am about to knock the HELL out of
this child."
11.Spend the car insurance money on everything but fixing the dent
12.Invite co-workers and all their friends to their kid's first birthday
which happens to have lots of beer and a professional DJ with only
about
3 kids(including the birthday boy) in attendance
13.Start every sentence with "Me I.." eg.-"Me I donno why you are
saying that I start every sentence with 'Me I'"
14.Say 'Spend' when they are staying the night elsewhere from home
eg.-"Are you going to spend at her place?"
15.Put iron rods in all window and door frames referring to them as
'burglar'