I have this strange addiction for someone not something.
I am addicted to Chuck Norris. I believe he is my alter-ego or vice versa....
I should call it an obssession but its more than that because it overwhelms me more than my bhangii'. I have met Chuck Norris and I actually studied his ways for seven years in China. We have played chess together and I even have pictures of myself with him.
I personally think Chuck Norris is the toughest mutha****er out there so I try and imitate his ways. Just last night, I went out to a Walgreens and bought some razors. I came back home and put the razors in my medicine cabinet in the bathroom. I then went to my kitchen and got my hunting and went and shaved my chest, dry. I think thats what Chuck Norris does every other week.
I woke up this morning in E.R.
I would like to continue to emmulate him but I am starting to have to many hospital visits.
Someone, please advise...
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