RE: KISUMU: THE DIFFERENCE BTWN A JENGĀ“ AND A KENYAN!!!! -
05-10-2005, 01:22 PM
>THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SERIOUS JANG'O AND A KENYAN:
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>1.Kenyans wear clothes, while the Jang'os DON ATTIRE
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>2.Kenyans go home at the end of the day, while Jang'os
>PROCEED TO THEIR RESIDENCES
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>3.Kenyans have children, while Jang'os have OFFSPRINGS
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>4. Kenyan children go to school, while Jang'o
>offspring ATTEND ACADEMY
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>5.Kenyans have wives, Jang'os have SPOUSES
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>6.Kenyans take their wives for lunch, Jang'os TREAT
>their spices, sorry spouses to A LUNCHEON
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>7.Kenyans drive cars, while Jang'os OPERATE LIMOUSINES
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>8.Kenyans go to work, Jang'os ATTEND TO PROFESSIONAL
>COMMITMENTS
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>9.Kenyans talk to their families, Jang'os COMMUNICATE
>WITH THEIR HOUSEHOLDS
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>10.Kenyans wear shoes, Jang'os ARRANGE FOOTWEAR
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>11.Kenyans own livestock, Jang'os POSSESS DISPOSABLE
>AGRARIAN ASSETS
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>12.Kenyans get lost but Jang'os DISCOVER ALTERNATIVE
>DESTINATIONS
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>13.Kenyans may fail but JANG'OS in the same
>circumstances ACHIEVE A DEFICIENCY
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>14.Kenyans have a beer gut, Jang'os DEVELOP A LIQUID
>GRAIN STORAGE
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>15.Kenyans may be unemployed while Jang'os may be
>INVOLUNTARILY LEISURED
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>16.Kenyans send emails/forwards while Jang'os
>COMMUNICATE ELECTRONICALLY ON THE INFORMATION SUPER
>HIGHWAY!!!
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>And the list goes on and on and on... :-)
>
>
>Preach it girl,preach!!!
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