[mashada123]

The Falls, Soweto, Ngeria, Arsonists, Mabbs, I've-met-you-before mathrees, Arsonists, Maulers, Club Croakers, Ndumbula.... tears just come to my eyes remembering them days... White Castle, Wagon Wheel.

J, J, J, sweet old J. Thank God for J. Girl watching outside the Student's Center on a sunny day sipping on a cold soda was fun. But sipping on a cold pili from Systems with a straw while watching the Arsonists unleash mayhem on some team like Egerton on Nakuru Club or Blak Blad was the bomb. Sitting on the green Ngeria grass with the big orange sun setting between Hall 4 and 5. Pure heaven on earth.

[Dhe_Man]

Eldy is my home town..born and raised. I love that place. My paros had a business on Uganda Road. I went to Eld last November and there is this new joint "Places" the joint is of the hook. The design of the place is amazing. The place is doing pretty well except that they can't use traffic lights. I understand they placed some traffic lights at the corner of Uganda road and I think Sociani Road (by the library) and cars limanad. They brought the lights down after that.

[3rd Party]

The mathrees used to be called 7-a-side ha ha ha.


I used to love the Sato s.

1. Wake up @10am with a major hangover.. from the Friday night drinking spree @systems
2. Laundry + cleaning
3. @ about 12 shower, jeans/shorts, t-shirt, shades and off to maabs for nyama choma + 2 beers.
The sun is that nice one that doesnt burn badly.
4. After Nyama ..its about 2 pm... Stroll over to Ngeria @ Systems "Garden Bar" on the green grass that looks like a Golf course .. this time you get COLD beers.
The honeyz in all their finery are checking in ... everyone looks like we are in south beach Miami. Rubble Honeyz are outdoing the 2nd years and the TTYs... weh!

Then @ about 3 pm the BUS from Chep campus checks in with the Rugby players(arsonists), supporters and MOST IMPORTANTLY the HONEYZ from Chep. Dont forget that they pass thru Med school on town to pick the chicks from there too.

The beers begin to panda nicely. This time you buy like six baridi ones then you go perch on the slope of grass near the sports Pavillion.(directly overlooking the pitch).... Prefferably with one or two of those small, nicely rounded first year chicks straight fron high school.(The ones who seem not to mind if your hand accidentally went up the .. the ....*edited*)

Back to the SATO....The stage is SET, all are ready to watch Arsonist v/s some other idiots (Barclays or KCB or Nakuru, Ulinzi, Stanchart or BARATON).
The match lights up the MU spirit and jammaz scream their heads.... more beers flow.. songs of MU patritism go up in chorus from all over .. ther were "other songs" but I wont elaborete here ....a good run , a ggod tackle, a try or penalty or even a difficult conversion by the arsonists warranted a kiss from the honeyz (thats why you had to have one by the side)

The match ends @ about 6-7 pm with a thorough thrashing of the visitors... More beers at systems.. the Honeyz rush away to spruce up.. its gonna be a LOOOONG night. The honeyz come back in very brief clothes.. the kind that starts late and ends early.... (its at this point when you cant tell whether its the beer or yr eyes playing tricks on you)

@ about 8 pm Everyone who was anyone then jumps into the MU bus that was supposed to be returning the Chep and med school guys back to town.
The bus is packed left-right-center.. even the carrier rack on the roof has jammaz with their honeyz .... shika shika mpaka ELD.

Traffic cops on the ELD Nakuru road have to chuck their barriers and spikes from the road... Nobody could stop ans MU bus especially when jammaz are all on their 9th beers or there about.
(this was after one time when the jammas took the barriers, spikes, torches and lamps with them and left the cops stranded in the middle of wattle plantation.... ili iwe funzo kwa wengine.... got it!)

Anyway the BUS gets to ELD.. jammaz kula here and there and then assemble either in Wagon or in Oasis KVDA plaza... more cold BEER.. there guys leave at their own will headed straight for Hawaii on the road to Chep.
This was a funny heng because they had a gate and a barrier for jammaz to pay cover charge...Lakini we used to get in through the store on the first floor... ABSOLUTELY FREE.. only thick bastards used to pay.
In the heng you had to watch out coz if you mistakenly shikad some jammaz honeyz.... LO all hell would jus break loose.
The heng is where you treated the honeyz nicely BUT you had to be quick to know if you would GET IT that night. If not ... toka mbio .. look for another.

@ about 4-5 am jammaz pile out into a waiting 7-a-side mathree. This time you cuddle the honey just in case she gets 2nd ideas. Mpaka main. Toss a coin...my room or hers ? most jammaz were sly here... ati lets go for breakfast in my place. the honeyz were either too horny or too stupid.. but anyway they were rubbles.

Into the room and BLACKOUT !!! all the way to about 2pm ... that when you wake up and curse .... SH!TTT !!.. a pounding headache is echoing in yr head.
You stretch... look around and LO BEHOLD !!!! ... there is this honey in yr bed.... who now looks like....


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Yr just belching, smelling booze.. and FAC!!! its sunday.. Jehovah witness guys are outside yr door telling you crap.... OOh SH!TTT !! you have a CAT tommorow...
You amusha the honey ..tell her to go to her place .. ati you will be coming there in the evening shower .."Out of site --out of mind"...
Shower baridi.. then off to your saved classmate to borrow notes...
You swear to be a serious student ..... put on a grim face and serious reading ... till ... Friday when yr 2-5 lecture bounces and you happen to be near systems and the whole cycle begins again.....

GOD bless that place. I had fun to last me a lifetime. Ill never for get MU n ELD in the 90's

[lewinsky]

3rdParty... sounds like you guys set the tradition -be sure it's still being followed though now the clubs are sams ,Places and onother joint more messed up than Murenjus called Smiles.The rouge has lost psych and guys preffer to spend Sato afternoons in Sirikwa pretending to be swimming aka bootywatching but the rest of the scenario is basiclly the same

[lewinsky]

Hi there,I was in MU-chep until 6mths ago.Eld is still kicking.Do you know that Hawaii is now a church?oasis is still there,sparkles is now Cyclone and the hot places are Sams and a new joint called Places. If you want cheap beer and a chick without hassles(if you don't mind parting with a few bucks)there's smiles.Wagon is still kicking though there's a new joint called Will's pub and of course there's the Clique that have the 'us guys and babes'.i left home about 6mths ago and i still think eld is the bomb-no cops and no thugs at every corner.
Dennis keya seems like you got caught ina bad time but that does not mean Eld sucks

[SHEILA]

Whaaat!
Wonder how I missed this. Eldian in the house!!!
Lived there since tene. Shout out to Hillo crowd.
Wakili you had you 15th b/day at sparkles? Where was I? Ohhh boarding school!
Now lemme see, all the old hengs were turned into churches eg Hawaii and so were the movie places...when I left they were just finishing Zul Archade. Barngetuny plaza, garden cafe, *wiping tears from my eyes*, rainbow photo place, JW mall, KVDA, and yeah Joy Beauty. Deliverance church and UG, 64 Seco, West Indies, Sirikwa Hotel, Moi Girls HS, Elgon View, Testimony, Moi popping in and out of Eldy randomly, Kipchoge Keino's sport store, Wagon Wheel, EldoChem, Wings, Trocadero, White Castle, Sizzlers, Modia Driving School, Highland Inn, Sosiani, the famous families......*taking a deep breath*
You know Eldoret was a funny town cauz unless you knew guyz there and networked you would be bored to death. MU is in Kesses and they have a different culture out there like at Chepkoilel.
Dhe_Man and Reche...lazima I know y'all ;)

[mumbi]

Sheila might you perhaps maybe know Liz Muge? or are you her incognito he he he :D (doubt it) She lives down the block, last time I hanyed with her. She could have moved, I could have moved (who knows :D)......There a couple others.....

[ebenezer]

Also grew up in Eldi..went to school in Hillo. What I miss most about it is the peace...and the blue sky,the air is so tamu!
I remember hunting for maperas,playing shake, swimming in Sirikwa when we were kids.
Then when we became 'adults' we'd spend all the weekends in Sams and Foxxy's.
Eldi is so beautiful,best place I ever lived in.

[denniskeya]

3rd Party to answer your previous question, yes I am.

[reche]

sheila hehehe you just might who knows